Conan O'Brien

And my requirements are a plaque.

If I don't have to supply it and someone else is paying for it, I want it to be a plaque, a real plaque, and it should be someplace I believe in Massachusetts.

And we need to get this done.

We need to get it done quickly so I can hang out there and then act like I didn't notice there was a plaque.

I mean, imagine being hanging out and having a plaque and being like, oh, I guess that's me, yeah.

You got it.

Yeah, I'll get like, I don't know, I'll get a sugar cone, ice cream, you know, and I'll just be like, this is good ice cream.

Oh, this?

I guess that's where I was born.

Who looks into whether these plaques are accurate or not?

Let's say I wanted a plaque that said, this is where Conan O'Brien set the record for most touchdowns in a high school football game.

Does someone fact check that shit?

I've done that.

I've been thrown out of so many trophy stores.

I've been forcibly walked out of several.

You're right.

If my plaque is a just a blatant lie, then it should be someplace quiet.

Cooper, this is I have to say this.

This interview started out very quiet.

You know, you were talking about surveys.