Conan O'Brien

It's time for me to get tough with you too.

Okay. You're not, I'm not going to soften up because of this whole MS thing. I get top dollar. You're the next bitch they're going to talk about? Yeah. This bitch wants $100,000 to come on. No, David is right here. And David's the one that does the schedule. He's in charge of my life. But I would love to come on and talk to you on your podcast. Oh, thank you. And do...

Okay. You're not, I'm not going to soften up because of this whole MS thing. I get top dollar. You're the next bitch they're going to talk about? Yeah. This bitch wants $100,000 to come on. No, David is right here. And David's the one that does the schedule. He's in charge of my life. But I would love to come on and talk to you on your podcast. Oh, thank you. And do...

Okay. You're not, I'm not going to soften up because of this whole MS thing. I get top dollar. You're the next bitch they're going to talk about? Yeah. This bitch wants $100,000 to come on. No, David is right here. And David's the one that does the schedule. He's in charge of my life. But I would love to come on and talk to you on your podcast. Oh, thank you. And do...

You know, I consider us friends and I would like to help. So let me know what I can do. And I'm just saying that because once this is over, I'm not going to do anything. You know that.

You know, I consider us friends and I would like to help. So let me know what I can do. And I'm just saying that because once this is over, I'm not going to do anything. You know that.

You know, I consider us friends and I would like to help. So let me know what I can do. And I'm just saying that because once this is over, I'm not going to do anything. You know that.

This is what's called performative. You know, this is me. Is the paparazzi here? And they get a picture of me going to the hospital to visit, you know, the people. And then I go out the back and I shop for a Rolex. There you go. Yeah.

This is what's called performative. You know, this is me. Is the paparazzi here? And they get a picture of me going to the hospital to visit, you know, the people. And then I go out the back and I shop for a Rolex. There you go. Yeah.

This is what's called performative. You know, this is me. Is the paparazzi here? And they get a picture of me going to the hospital to visit, you know, the people. And then I go out the back and I shop for a Rolex. There you go. Yeah.

No, I really want to come do yours. And really, I really want to get into the bitches thing. Oh, yeah.

No, I really want to come do yours. And really, I really want to get into the bitches thing. Oh, yeah.

No, I really want to come do yours. And really, I really want to get into the bitches thing. Oh, yeah.

Well, I've got my own bitches to talk about, two of whom are in this room.

Well, I've got my own bitches to talk about, two of whom are in this room.

Well, I've got my own bitches to talk about, two of whom are in this room.

I'm looking at one of them right now, Eduardo.

I'm looking at one of them right now, Eduardo.

I'm looking at one of them right now, Eduardo.

Hey, that's not a stray. That is, you know what you did and you're going to pay for it. Fuck with my microphone. I love you both. And I haven't even said that. I never said that to my parents. So I should say it to you. That's not true. I'm kidding. Wait a minute. Hold on. Checking. Nope. 1977. The Summer Elvis died, I told them.