Conan O'Brien

Well, I don't physically. Yes, I do physically beat you. I'm sorry. And that's probably wrong. I shouldn't admit to that on mic. But yes, it is true. I was away from you guys. I've been up in Seattle visiting my in-laws with my wife and love Seattle. Shout out to Seattle and shout out to Pam and Jake Powell.

Seattle.

Seattle.

Seattle.

Powells. You're wearing your Seahawks. Seattle Mariners. Oh, that's the Mariners, yeah. And anyway. Yeah, Microsoft. Microsoft. It doesn't work the same way. Boeing. Boeing.

Powells. You're wearing your Seahawks. Seattle Mariners. Oh, that's the Mariners, yeah. And anyway. Yeah, Microsoft. Microsoft. It doesn't work the same way. Boeing. Boeing.

Powells. You're wearing your Seahawks. Seattle Mariners. Oh, that's the Mariners, yeah. And anyway. Yeah, Microsoft. Microsoft. It doesn't work the same way. Boeing. Boeing.

Amazon. Oops. Anyway. Go wall. Yeah. Had a wonderful time with the Powells, as I always do. And I really love Seattle. But what happened after being away for like eight days is I do miss you guys. And I do miss... Um, this total, uh, assery that we engage in. I don't know what else to call it. That's accurate. Foolishness. Uh, so I come in and I'm doing, it's bits right away.

Amazon. Oops. Anyway. Go wall. Yeah. Had a wonderful time with the Powells, as I always do. And I really love Seattle. But what happened after being away for like eight days is I do miss you guys. And I do miss... Um, this total, uh, assery that we engage in. I don't know what else to call it. That's accurate. Foolishness. Uh, so I come in and I'm doing, it's bits right away.

Amazon. Oops. Anyway. Go wall. Yeah. Had a wonderful time with the Powells, as I always do. And I really love Seattle. But what happened after being away for like eight days is I do miss you guys. And I do miss... Um, this total, uh, assery that we engage in. I don't know what else to call it. That's accurate. Foolishness. Uh, so I come in and I'm doing, it's bits right away.

Then when we do a bunch of shows in a row towards the end, I feel like, uh, one of those, you know, jackpot machines with just the tips and pulling on the handle again and again and again and again. There's no coins left.

Then when we do a bunch of shows in a row towards the end, I feel like, uh, one of those, you know, jackpot machines with just the tips and pulling on the handle again and again and again and again. There's no coins left.

Then when we do a bunch of shows in a row towards the end, I feel like, uh, one of those, you know, jackpot machines with just the tips and pulling on the handle again and again and again and again. There's no coins left.

And then I want everyone to fuck off. There he is. There he is. All right. We wrapping it up? Yeah. This was just a segment. So there's no, I just looked down at my introducing. I don't know how this podcast works. No, you don't. You won't be doing it for five years.

And then I want everyone to fuck off. There he is. There he is. All right. We wrapping it up? Yeah. This was just a segment. So there's no, I just looked down at my introducing. I don't know how this podcast works. No, you don't. You won't be doing it for five years.

And then I want everyone to fuck off. There he is. There he is. All right. We wrapping it up? Yeah. This was just a segment. So there's no, I just looked down at my introducing. I don't know how this podcast works. No, you don't. You won't be doing it for five years.

Okay, that helps me. Yeah. That's constructive criticism. That's right.

Okay, that helps me. Yeah. That's constructive criticism. That's right.

Okay, that helps me. Yeah. That's constructive criticism. That's right.

It's been five years. And you've never, ever, ever thought to maybe just suggest to me? You're that afraid of me?