Conan O'Brien

I would. I think there's nothing wrong. If I had played professional basketball for a day, it's all you'd ever hear about. It's all you'd ever hear about.

Were you any good? You must have been pretty good.

Were you any good? You must have been pretty good.

Were you any good? You must have been pretty good.

Now, let me ask you some stats about yourself. How tall are you?

Now, let me ask you some stats about yourself. How tall are you?

Now, let me ask you some stats about yourself. How tall are you?

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right.

Compared to the sun, I don't generate much warmth. I guess I'm a cold fish. You've got to stop doing that, Lucas.

Compared to the sun, I don't generate much warmth. I guess I'm a cold fish. You've got to stop doing that, Lucas.

Compared to the sun, I don't generate much warmth. I guess I'm a cold fish. You've got to stop doing that, Lucas.

All right. You're 6'3", which is tall by just about any standard, okay? You're a six-foot, we're going to work on you, Lucas. You're a six-foot-three badass who played pro basketball. Yeah. And now you're an IT genius. Okay? Yeah. You need some of this American swagger. Here's what we do in America, and I think you've probably noticed. We just say we're great at stuff. Yes. Even if we're not.

All right. You're 6'3", which is tall by just about any standard, okay? You're a six-foot, we're going to work on you, Lucas. You're a six-foot-three badass who played pro basketball. Yeah. And now you're an IT genius. Okay? Yeah. You need some of this American swagger. Here's what we do in America, and I think you've probably noticed. We just say we're great at stuff. Yes. Even if we're not.

All right. You're 6'3", which is tall by just about any standard, okay? You're a six-foot, we're going to work on you, Lucas. You're a six-foot-three badass who played pro basketball. Yeah. And now you're an IT genius. Okay? Yeah. You need some of this American swagger. Here's what we do in America, and I think you've probably noticed. We just say we're great at stuff. Yes. Even if we're not.

And a lot of times we don't know what we're doing, but we just say we've got it all covered. And the rest of the world just shakes its head and goes, they're wrong, but whatevs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I think you should feel better about yourself, you know?

And a lot of times we don't know what we're doing, but we just say we've got it all covered. And the rest of the world just shakes its head and goes, they're wrong, but whatevs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I think you should feel better about yourself, you know?

And a lot of times we don't know what we're doing, but we just say we've got it all covered. And the rest of the world just shakes its head and goes, they're wrong, but whatevs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I think you should feel better about yourself, you know?

And you should start wearing a lot of chains.