Conan O'Brien

But have you noticed that lately, so I'm at home alone. Robbers, I'm at home alone.

But have you noticed that lately, so I'm at home alone. Robbers, I'm at home alone.

Liza's a badass ninja. But I'm realizing, like, Liza is so, I mean, amazing in a lot of ways. But when you, I don't even notice it, but I come in the door and she just, she's cooking. There's food. Or if we are ordering, she's ordered it. You know what I mean?

Liza's a badass ninja. But I'm realizing, like, Liza is so, I mean, amazing in a lot of ways. But when you, I don't even notice it, but I come in the door and she just, she's cooking. There's food. Or if we are ordering, she's ordered it. You know what I mean?

Liza's a badass ninja. But I'm realizing, like, Liza is so, I mean, amazing in a lot of ways. But when you, I don't even notice it, but I come in the door and she just, she's cooking. There's food. Or if we are ordering, she's ordered it. You know what I mean?

And I've become I've reverted back to when I was a comedy writer in the 1980s and I was just on my own and I would be coming. I just ate fast food. This is before delivery. Sometimes I wouldn't eat for a long time because I mean, I'm I'm stupid. I'm to it. I'm a 19-year-old boy in a lot of ways. Oh, no. Yeah, I am.

And I've become I've reverted back to when I was a comedy writer in the 1980s and I was just on my own and I would be coming. I just ate fast food. This is before delivery. Sometimes I wouldn't eat for a long time because I mean, I'm I'm stupid. I'm to it. I'm a 19-year-old boy in a lot of ways. Oh, no. Yeah, I am.

And I've become I've reverted back to when I was a comedy writer in the 1980s and I was just on my own and I would be coming. I just ate fast food. This is before delivery. Sometimes I wouldn't eat for a long time because I mean, I'm I'm stupid. I'm to it. I'm a 19-year-old boy in a lot of ways. Oh, no. Yeah, I am.

And so my wife is away for the time being, and I'm stunned that I'll, and I'm not joking, I, last night, I was just hanging around the house. I had fed the, I can feed the dogs because they have dogs. Okay, that's good. That's good. So I fed the dogs, took care of the cat. No, the cat can fend for itself. The cat has its own app.

And so my wife is away for the time being, and I'm stunned that I'll, and I'm not joking, I, last night, I was just hanging around the house. I had fed the, I can feed the dogs because they have dogs. Okay, that's good. That's good. So I fed the dogs, took care of the cat. No, the cat can fend for itself. The cat has its own app.

And so my wife is away for the time being, and I'm stunned that I'll, and I'm not joking, I, last night, I was just hanging around the house. I had fed the, I can feed the dogs because they have dogs. Okay, that's good. That's good. So I fed the dogs, took care of the cat. No, the cat can fend for itself. The cat has its own app.

Um, no, I, you know, I took care of the cat, the cat, uh, everything's fine with them. I can take care of them. And then I opened the refrigerator and because of the fires, all of we're starting fresh with all our food. Like, you know, we, we weren't in our house for a long time and a lot of the food had to be thrown out.

Um, no, I, you know, I took care of the cat, the cat, uh, everything's fine with them. I can take care of them. And then I opened the refrigerator and because of the fires, all of we're starting fresh with all our food. Like, you know, we, we weren't in our house for a long time and a lot of the food had to be thrown out.

Um, no, I, you know, I took care of the cat, the cat, uh, everything's fine with them. I can take care of them. And then I opened the refrigerator and because of the fires, all of we're starting fresh with all our food. Like, you know, we, we weren't in our house for a long time and a lot of the food had to be thrown out.

So there's very little in the refrigerator and I opened the refrigerator and there's like two of like chocolate milk, energy drinks.

So there's very little in the refrigerator and I opened the refrigerator and there's like two of like chocolate milk, energy drinks.

So there's very little in the refrigerator and I opened the refrigerator and there's like two of like chocolate milk, energy drinks.

And I just had one of those and then tried to pretend that was dinner. And that was at like four o'clock in the afternoon. And I was like, well, that should do it. And then a couple hours later, I'm like, huh, I don't think that does it. And then I took some almond butter and I put it on a piece of bread. And I thought, I think jelly goes with this, doesn't it? This is stuff five-year-olds know.

And I just had one of those and then tried to pretend that was dinner. And that was at like four o'clock in the afternoon. And I was like, well, that should do it. And then a couple hours later, I'm like, huh, I don't think that does it. And then I took some almond butter and I put it on a piece of bread. And I thought, I think jelly goes with this, doesn't it? This is stuff five-year-olds know.

And I just had one of those and then tried to pretend that was dinner. And that was at like four o'clock in the afternoon. And I was like, well, that should do it. And then a couple hours later, I'm like, huh, I don't think that does it. And then I took some almond butter and I put it on a piece of bread. And I thought, I think jelly goes with this, doesn't it? This is stuff five-year-olds know.