Conan O'Brien

As was rehearsal. Rehearsal was often a mad king. A mad syphilitic king. Yeah. A Caligula who's putting his horse in charge of making his horse a senator. Only I have a Fender guitar strapped on.

As was rehearsal. Rehearsal was often a mad king. A mad syphilitic king. Yeah. A Caligula who's putting his horse in charge of making his horse a senator. Only I have a Fender guitar strapped on.

Yeah, syphilis. And the horse had syphilis too. The point being... that these are just little snippets that I guess are somehow... What's wrong with me? I don't know.

Yeah, syphilis. And the horse had syphilis too. The point being... that these are just little snippets that I guess are somehow... What's wrong with me? I don't know.

Yeah, syphilis. And the horse had syphilis too. The point being... that these are just little snippets that I guess are somehow... What's wrong with me? I don't know.

It's not syphilis. I get tested every day.

It's not syphilis. I get tested every day.

It's not syphilis. I get tested every day.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There was a lot of craziness. And I mean, we've talked about this, but anytime I played any sports activity with other kids, all I did was talk and make up who I was. And to describe who my character was and how I had been in prison, but I just got out because I had murdered a fan in the stands. But now they're giving me a second chance. I knew my name. I knew my whole backstory.

There was a lot of craziness. And I mean, we've talked about this, but anytime I played any sports activity with other kids, all I did was talk and make up who I was. And to describe who my character was and how I had been in prison, but I just got out because I had murdered a fan in the stands. But now they're giving me a second chance. I knew my name. I knew my whole backstory.

There was a lot of craziness. And I mean, we've talked about this, but anytime I played any sports activity with other kids, all I did was talk and make up who I was. And to describe who my character was and how I had been in prison, but I just got out because I had murdered a fan in the stands. But now they're giving me a second chance. I knew my name. I knew my whole backstory.

And my brother, Luke, my poor brother, Luke, is a saint. He's a year older than me. We'd be like, just play the game. We'd play these pickup basketball games. And these people sometimes wouldn't even know me. And I'd be like, yeah, see, this is who I am, see?

And my brother, Luke, my poor brother, Luke, is a saint. He's a year older than me. We'd be like, just play the game. We'd play these pickup basketball games. And these people sometimes wouldn't even know me. And I'd be like, yeah, see, this is who I am, see?

And my brother, Luke, my poor brother, Luke, is a saint. He's a year older than me. We'd be like, just play the game. We'd play these pickup basketball games. And these people sometimes wouldn't even know me. And I'd be like, yeah, see, this is who I am, see?

Sometimes, yeah.

Sometimes, yeah.

Sometimes, yeah.