Conan O'Brien

We're here. A podcast with my assistant. Le creme de la creme of show business. Did you know that after Dean Martin broke up with Jerry Lewis, he just spent a bunch of his later years just touring around with his assistant.

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Nope, made it up. Oh, come on, man.

Nope, made it up. Oh, come on, man.

Because I have a certain authority. My guest today. He's a very funny comedian whose latest comedy special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. See how I said tomorrow? Yeah. I'm thrilled she's here. Love her. Who doesn't? Sarah Silverman. Welcome. Okay, we gotta do it again like before. You gotta pause. You gotta pause before the name. Oh, right. You're right.

Because I have a certain authority. My guest today. He's a very funny comedian whose latest comedy special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. See how I said tomorrow? Yeah. I'm thrilled she's here. Love her. Who doesn't? Sarah Silverman. Welcome. Okay, we gotta do it again like before. You gotta pause. You gotta pause before the name. Oh, right. You're right.

Because I have a certain authority. My guest today. He's a very funny comedian whose latest comedy special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. See how I said tomorrow? Yeah. I'm thrilled she's here. Love her. Who doesn't? Sarah Silverman. Welcome. Okay, we gotta do it again like before. You gotta pause. You gotta pause before the name. Oh, right. You're right.

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I hope you fall downstairs soon, but you're not hurt, but it's scary. Yeah. It's frightening to you. The fall is frightening. Okay, I'm processing that, but thank you. It's scary, and you're scared by it. That's what I hope happens to you. It's a very specific wish. I wish you ill, but not that ill.

I hope you fall downstairs soon, but you're not hurt, but it's scary. Yeah. It's frightening to you. The fall is frightening. Okay, I'm processing that, but thank you. It's scary, and you're scared by it. That's what I hope happens to you. It's a very specific wish. I wish you ill, but not that ill.

I hope you fall downstairs soon, but you're not hurt, but it's scary. Yeah. It's frightening to you. The fall is frightening. Okay, I'm processing that, but thank you. It's scary, and you're scared by it. That's what I hope happens to you. It's a very specific wish. I wish you ill, but not that ill.

You know what we need to do? We need to make some kind of symbol right here between she's here and then... I'll do it again. I'll do that. My guest today is a very funny comedian whose latest special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. I'm thrilled she's here. Sarah Silverman, welcome.

You know what we need to do? We need to make some kind of symbol right here between she's here and then... I'll do it again. I'll do that. My guest today is a very funny comedian whose latest special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. I'm thrilled she's here. Sarah Silverman, welcome.

You know what we need to do? We need to make some kind of symbol right here between she's here and then... I'll do it again. I'll do that. My guest today is a very funny comedian whose latest special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix starting tomorrow. I'm thrilled she's here. Sarah Silverman, welcome.

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