Conan O'Brien

It's so fascinating because I can't make a case that my education had anything to do with my profession.

But...

I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

And, you know, I studied history and literature of America.

I was a very serious student.

I wrote a massive thesis and had to argue it in an oral exam.

And it was, you know, did all the things and then cut to, you know, 35 years of tomfoolery and

But I was doing a tour somewhere and I'm on stage and it's going really well and I'm also playing guitar and there's like a rock vibe to it and there's comedy but also there's some music.

And then at one point this big thing of paper came flopping up on the stage.

I didn't know what it was.

And this is usually the point in a concert when someone throws panties or a bra.

Yeah.

But what'd you get?

If one is a certain performer, not me.

Yeah, I was gonna say.

I didn't mean me.

You get sheafs of paper.

No, men throw their underwear at me, but it's more of a derogatory thing.

And they're still wearing it.

But they were like,