Conan O'Brien

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That's the beauty of our friendship.

Or it's a podcast.

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Here we go.

Today's guest is one of the most influential documentary filmmakers of all time.

His latest docu-series, The American Revolution, is available to stream on PBS.org and the PBS app.

I can't believe he's the guest.

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He is the guest.

And I'm curious to hear what he has to say about cocks and jizz.

and butts and buns and poo poo and pee pee.

This wonderful, wonderful historian who has brought the fabric of what is America into our lives, refreshed it, and is just the very best that America has to offer poo poo pee pee.

Ken Burns, welcome.

Ken, I am thrilled that you're here.

We've spoken a couple of times, but your series on the American Revolution was an absolute delight.

Loved it.

And fascinating for me because I grew up in Massachusetts.

Where it happened.

Right outside Boston in Brookline, Mass.