Conan O'Brien

make these sort of passive-aggressive jokes where they're laughing, but I think maybe 20 minutes after I've left, they notice, hey, wait a minute, I think he doesn't want me to take the last slice of cake anymore.

And because he just sang to me a song which I enjoyed about assholes who take the last piece of cake.

So, I mean, Sona, you've seen me.

I'm the maestro, yes?

I'd be Pavarotti.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's in the middle of a solo and you say, ha ha, you're a terrible lover.

Anyway...

Yeah, try that.

Guys love that, especially when they're on stage.

So I'm curious.

Famously, to try and sing jazz, you talked about tough times.

Was there a moment that was just the lowest for you where you had no money, you didn't know what to do, and you had to take a drastic step forward?

Yeah, that's some great tour.

To your left is a hobo.

Over there is a puddle of urine.

Sorry.

Yes, and station torn down so they could put up that monstrosity.

No, I was just thinking, did you ever think of taking the mandolin and using it to smash the tooth out?