Conan O'Brien

And my mother would say,

Well, I just thought you looked lovely last night.

That tie you were wearing.

And she would always go to the thing that she, because, and so she never, not once said, oh, you know, you got to stop that.

Not once.

She knew I was bringing in the Benjamins.

And that meant they'd get a ham for Christmas.

Anyway.

Hey, Gil, we love you.

I love you, Pop.

And your daughter's doing a great job.

And I agree with you.

She's horrible.

Okay.

No, but I also give him a lot of credit.

He carved your brother.

He carved him.

You start off being nice to my dad, and then you started talking about how he's- How many times in my life have we been in a restaurant or anywhere, and I have secretly taken my napkin, scrunched it up, and turned it into a giant mustache, put it under my nose, and said, hey, Sona, Gil wants to talk to you.

And I have a maybe two and a half foot long white mustache under my nose.

And if there's no, if I didn't have a napkin for any reason, they hadn't put out the napkin yet or there was a mistake, I would tear the tablecloth off the table, smashing all the plates, put it under my nose and say, your father's here to speak to you.