Connor King Trout

This is Iowa Boy. They're all from Iowa. This is an Iowa Boy episode. You have to drink Bush Light. Those are the rules.

Bar disturbance. Let's go. Some kid rolled up at an ROTC on Cody immediately. I was asleep at this point. I was also in. He was in uniform, but I can tell you with 100% certainty when he's in his normal clothing, he tucks his t-shirt into his jeans unironically. Yeah.

I got to watch Cody. literally outwit the cops in three seconds flat.

It was a setup from the beginning. He was like, yeah, we got a call that somebody stole beer. And Cody goes, okay, search me. And like lifts up his jacket. This kid is like, you're consenting to be searched? And Cody's like, yep, go for it. He, like, pats Cody down. And Cody's like, did you find any beer? And he goes, well, no. And he goes, cool, I'm leaving. You can't leave yet.

I'm conducting an investigation. An investigation for what? Stolen beer. You just decided I don't have any stolen beer, hot shot. I'm out.

Cody was recording surrounded by six of you guys, and Cody's got his phone. And on Cody's phone, you just see him get this close to Cody and bend over, not looking at the other six grown men surrounding him. He's like, what are you doing?

So you guys were at XYZ bar and Brandon's like, we didn't say that, you did, but continue. Brandon's in lawyer mode, Cody's in cop mode.

Trout's smoking in the background, I don't talk to cops. Trout had seven cigarettes during this three minute interaction.

The cop pulls up to Cody. Fens start recording. Fens standing there with a fucking full camera rig the entire time.

You guys show up back at the house, we're eating dominoes. And you're like, I'm not that drunk. Brandon's like, I'm not that drunk either. Finn's like, yeah, I'm not drunk at all. And we're all like, fucking me.

And then Connor tweets about how New England sucks because they're like, everybody's just rude to you if you're not from there. And he had comments that were like, well, don't expect us to just be nice to you because you're existing in our state and you have to get to know us and be around us for 10 years. I don't want to.

No. She's just yelling from the bar across the room at us.

You're lucky we're good.

We literally made it 12 feet out of the bar before Brandon was on Amazon trying to find the phone. Disguised glasses with the nose and we were going to go back the next night.

This is where it's like, oh, that's still pending. That might happen.

Trash Donkey. That's a good name for a bar, too.

We're going to Trash Donkeys? That's actually a pretty unironically good name for a bar.

We might be buying a bar in New Hampshire.

The original plan was we were going to buy the bar, find out the bartender's name, fire her, and then name the bar Fat whatever her name was.

Fat Julie's. And just name it that. You didn't know about that either?

I thought the bottom half of a Tahoe was the road. What are you talking about?

Name one chef that's got AC.

Sounds about right. Oh, Jesus.

Bro, I was like, I have done nothing but kind of low-key talk Texas the entire time. But the only experience I have in Texas is San Antonio. I was here for army medic training. I'm here all the time with you guys. I was like... It's whatever. There's a lot of traffic. There's a lot of road construction. It's not that cool. From the airport to here, not my favorite.

But then I got like an hour out of San Antonio, and me and my dad, I saw a sign going through a town that was like seven rundown RV homes and a crack house. And then there was this billboard that said Nora's Tacos, and I was like, I bet those tacos are fucking delicious. And then a mile down the road, there was a Shell gas station that I stopped at, and in the gas station,

I had already, like, there was ponchos, so I bought a poncho, obviously. And I got this poncho, and then my dad's like, Nick, they got Nora's tacos here. Like, really? They just, like, delivered them to this gas station, and they were fresh. So I got these tacos, and I'm just going, like, 88 in a 75, driving with my knees, eating homemade tacos, wearing a poncho. They were delicious.

It's in a shed somewhere. It's okay. The big ones don't hurt. They're better, actually. Oh. You said in a shed somewhere?

I fucking know. I believe it. And, like, I'm just, like, waving at cops with a taco in my hand. I was like, Texas is all right, actually. It's dope.

The road out, if you ever go to Bunker Branding, there's like a road, it's a frontage road, and the speed limit is like 65. And there's like houses on this road. You're 30 feet from somebody's front door going 60.

I know. I remember looking down one time. I was like, oh, I'm going 50. I should probably slow down. I'm literally this far from somebody's front yard. I was like, oh, I'm going 15 under. Weird.

At least wherever he's going, he's not going to get there fast. You're going to live a long life.

So is that how you shoot? You just let Jesus take the wheel on all those fucking ridiculous shots or what?

Cody, me and Cody had a conversation about it. Me and Cody had a conversation about it the first time I went out to shoot with this fuck, because he lives like 30 minutes from my house. I was already coming down here all the time. I told Cody, I was like, yeah, I'm going to go shoot with him. He's like, you have to let me know, because everybody's kind of like, is it like a dude perfect situation?

Is he out there for three hours trying to get the shot? whatever. And I text Cody. I was like, he's not faking it. It was ridiculous. First time I met him, he's like, okay, pull your concealed carry and just shoot at a target. And I was like, all right. Ting. He's like, okay, shoot again. He just wanted to see where my brass was ejecting. And he goes, okay, shoot again.

He steps back, kicks my brass up into the air, and then shoots my brass on the first try. I was like, what the fuck?

So I guess we can start off with Kevin explaining how you got here. Oh, yes.

I'm good at shooting and I don't have to run. That's great.

That's not what I'm building up to. Who got second? My wife. What? Yeah.

They have a Mr. and Mrs. Smith fight to decide who gets to shoot you for breaking into the house. The robber's just like, where's your guy?

More bush light?

The podcast will be over when we finish the 30 rack. There we go.

Are we an hour in?

No, Poppycock, have a beer.

Oh, thank you.

Would Cody like a bush light? Are we drinking bush lights in the room?

Are you guys out of Fat Pews now? Yeah. Tell us about that. It's mostly me talking shit while he shoots guns really good.

I mean, same. Our group chat is absurd. It'll be like, hey, I think we can make a Glock switch fit a Glock chambered in .22. We're going to go shoot a bunch of gummy bears.

Hey, Cash, I know we haven't really met yet, but I need to call in a favor. Look, here's the policy on SOTs. SOTs are like boats. The only thing better than having a boat is having a friend with a boat. I don't have to do shit. I just show up, have fun, and leave. And Brandon or Fox back in Iowa does all the paperwork for us.

Did you watch that video, Cody?

No, it's okay. Good. I didn't want you to. It's cool.

Somebody got shot. I know. I know. I got the gist. Oh, he's like this. I know. He's getting shot. Everyone's seen it. Sometimes you're so good with your titles and your thumbnails, I have to watch it. It's like, guy gets beheaded with shotgun. I'm like, okay, alright. I'm in. No, guess how many gummy bears, five pound gummy bears it takes to stop 22.

Yeah, if I line the gummy bears up, how many gummy bears to catch it?

One. Really? Guess nine mil.

Five, five, six. Nine mil was one.

Nine mil was one? When nine mil was one.

What was two?

saying that's fine nothing makes you feel more badass and being like that fucking gummy bear just stopped at five five six round and my body's gonna destroy it I'm pretty tough not trying to brag I'm a goddamn machine

have you seen the reddit thread explaining like subsistence hunting so what basically because like when it was hunter and gatherer times like humans like we can't outrun an animal but like animals can't run forever like humans can like they don't sweat they can't carry water with them so like it's from like the animal's perspective of like We're f***ing terminators that just keep coming.

Like, they sprint and outrun us, and then three minutes later, we just come over the f***ing horizon, slow as f***, marching towards them. We're the snail.

Chase them down to exhaustion.

It's just me coming at you three miles an hour for eternity.

For fat pews? Yeah, fat pews. We've got a lot of stupid ideas, to be honest with you. We're going to be doing a bunch of stuff with Q, Honey Badger, and Boombox. I think we're getting seven or eight different types of 8.6 blackout coming that we're going to be able to experiment with. Do you know what kinds those are?

I know we're trying to see the legality of there is an 8-6 round that detonates on impact with soft tissue, and we're trying to get our hands on some of those.

That 8.6 blackout is the most satisfying gun I've ever shot in my life.

Uh, you weren't there this morning yet at drive tanks. They have a real FG 42. Oh, I know.

The real one was in the back room. They brought it out for us. They're like, I was like, I was like, can we shoot it? And they're like, Not right now because it broke. And I was like, what happened? And they're like, well, it only shoots full auto now. I was like, what the fuck?

Just for the record, Dallas is like six hours from San Antonio. Is it four-ish? No, no, no. From drive tanks, it's six hours. Oh, sorry. From drive tanks, it's six hours. Yeah, 12 hours.

You know who makes the electrical code?

Electricians. Electricians come up with the electrical code, actually. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

I don't understand that. We should get a bunch of Amish people to write the electrical code. A bunch of people that fucking hate electricity.

You're a goddamn cow assassin?

I bullied him into quitting his job, too. I'm really proud of that.

It's true.

I got him and Ethan Angus. Yeah. He hung out with me one time and quit his job a week later.

It'll make sense later. He subscribed to me after that. It's fine. It's like, oh shit, this guy's videos are good.

You should see his private unit patch that he sent me a picture of. It is hilarious.

You know the Iowa Hawkeyes, the football team in Iowa, the big college team? Do you know how it is?

Okay, so it's the Hawkeye.

That's all we have. It's a hawk on this patch with wings, and it's got some bimbo naked bent over. And it's the hawk with its wings grabbing her hips, and it's just a fucking corncob dick laying across her ass cheeks. That was his unofficial unit badge.

I will pay to have business cards made for you, Angus Whacker, Cow Assassin.

Yeah, you were one of the mechanics. And after we lit up a Humvee with 700 machine guns, you got it started in like an hour.

You don't want to spend $7.99 on Wi-Fi to close the deal?

What do you and your wife do? Fix cars! His wife also has a channel where she fixes cars.

Triple X. Yes. wrong with you.

Oh, this is not the Vin Diesel Triple X. No, it is, yeah.

Do you have a rag? Jesus Christ. He saw the not folders like, I just work on cars. I just want the movies.

You were editing YouTube videos on government internet?

Send me that and the Hawkeye logo. That'll go on Pepperbox probably. Definitely not going on normal YouTube.

One of them's holding a decapitated corpse.

At least there wasn't a Demarcus in the class. I thought this was going to end in like, yeah, there's still a kid in a mental institution today because of me.

I forgot to bring it. I got something for you at my PO box. You mentioned in one of the podcasts that you don't have a set of foreign jump wings.

a one star psyop general who's apparently a fan of unsub sent me his with the official memorandum authorizing you permission to wear it holy shit that's actually dope I will say that whole combination that's pretty fucking titties that's pretty fucking sweet

Might have got away. We're gonna need another 30 rack.

I did a video on Coca-Cola. Fluck is editing it right now. You were telling me about that earlier. And it is aggressive.

No, I thought that the cocaine part was going to be the most interesting. No, they've done a lot. It went way harder than I thought the entire time.

Bro, first of all.

Throw out a guess at who invented Coca-Cola and why. Just give her a shot in the dark. Hitler. Nope. Before that, that's Fanta.

It's way before that. War veteran, but go further back. We'll get there. Just go ahead. Pick a war. I'll tell you if it's the right war.

I got it. Connor, drop it.

Colonel. Custard? No. It's not a guy you'd know, but it was a Confederate colonel that got a saber wound at the Battle of Columbus. And because he got a saber wound, they're like, this motherfucker's going to die. They doped him up with a bunch of morphine. He survived. But then he got addicted to morphine. And he also got his medical degree when he was 19.

So he's like, being addicted to morphine is bad. I got to figure out how to cure this. So he's like, you know what I should do? The only thing I can find is this cocoa wine, which is popular in France called Vin Mariani. And he's like, I like it. And it was cocaine and wine mixed together.

Yeah, from uppers to downers.

He's a man of intellect. One downer, one upper. Equal, okay? Iosphere. So, the only thing he could find was Vin Mariani. And he's like, this f***ing cocaine mixed with wine is pretty good. Really? Pause.

That's like the one movie where we'd be having sex, but we're going to have to finish this part later. Helms Deep is on. Fucking Gandalf just showed up. We're going to have to pause.

So Coca-Cola was invented by a Confederate colonel. They got a saber wound in the civil war, got addicted to morphine. And he's like, I got to cure my morphine addiction. So he started drinking cocoa wine from France, which was cocaine and wine. But he's like, it's just not hitting hard enough. You know what it needs? Caffeine. Let's throw some coffee in that bitch. It's cola nut and coca leaves.

Coca-cola. This is where it comes from. So he just mixed together caffeine, wine, and cocaine and started drinking. And he's like, I don't feel like doing morphine anymore because I can't feel my face.

I want to do everything in the world right now. So happy. So he said, I WANT TO FIGHT!

so he starts producing it and then like six months later fulton county in atlanta is like we're banning alcohol so he has to switch over to carbonated water but it tastes like so he just adds a bunch of sugar instead and keeps selling it as medication then he dies sells it to a pharmacist and the pharmacist is like we're gonna market this as soda so the pharmacist goes to all of his pharmacist buddies in atlanta and gets the list of every person getting a medication from the pharmacy

and starts sending out free coupons for cocaine sugar water. And he's like, everybody loves this shit! No way!

So he starts... They start making a bunch of money. He like diverts a bunch of the money into advertising. So he becomes like the predominant coca wine salesman or whatever. And this goes on from like 1880s till like 1904. And in 1904, the US government like really cracks down on cocaine. And the reason the US government really cracks down on cocaine is... Mostly racism.

I tracked down the actual New York Times article, which I'm not even going to say the title of. We can put it here on Pepperbox.

With the O at the end and then the word fiend. And that was how they referred to them for the rest of the very racist article.

Frijoles fiends? Frijoles fiends?

The article goes on to explain in detail about how local law enforcement is under the impression that when a person of color does cocaine, they become impervious to bullets.

And this was the driving factor that outlawed cocaine in the U.S.

So cocaine gets banned. They take the cocaine out and just add more sugar and keep selling it. And then World War II rolls around. But because in the 1920s they associated themselves with Santa because they're like, what if we just get them hooked on sugar when they're two? So all the people that fought in World War II loved Coca-Cola.

So when all the rationing was going on, sugar was one of the main things that was rationed. So they're like, we're necessary, you shouldn't ration us. And they're like, Yep, that adds up. So Coca-Cola was like the only soda that wasn't subjected to sugar rationing.

There was a lot of that also.

Here's where it gets super sketchy.

Not only did Coca-Cola do that, Coca-Cola then comes around and is like, we're supporting the troops so much that we're going to guarantee that any troop, no matter where he's at on the globe, can buy a cold Coca-Cola for $0.05.

They were losing money for every soda sold, but in exchange, they turned around to the government and was like, hey, it's really expensive when we're only bottling in the US. What if we used government tax dollars to create 65 bottling plants all over the globe? No doubt. And they did it. And the U.S. taxpayer paid for 65 new Coca-Cola bottling plants.

So the troops were going around giving out Cokes to all the locals. Basically crowdfunded Coca-Cola's global expansion during World War II. Jesus, man. And while this is going on... Bro.

hitler's favorite drink was coca-cola prior to 1941 when they declared war on the u.s right his second favorite was liquid methamphetamine this is true it was just the old coke he had a bad day he was old enough for it yeah the way coke's business worked was they would make the syrup concentrate and they would just ship the concentrated syrup to the bottling manufacturers and they would

mix it with carbonated water and bottle it. So they couldn't ship the concentrate over to Germany anymore because there was an embargo, but there was still Coca-Cola bottling plants in Germany. They just couldn't get the concentrate anymore. So the German Coca-Cola guys were like, well, fuck, we're going to make our own soda out of scraps of fruit and apple cores and orange peels and shit.

And then that's where Fanta comes from. That's crazy.

so the way i frame the video is coca-cola is the biggest psyop of all time it went from marketing into the territory of psyop so like they already co-opted santa claus in the 1920s right They go through World War II. They're immensely popular with the boomer generation or baby boomer generation because they were like, that was the one cold drink I got while I was away at the war.

This shit's awesome. They supported the troops. Is Santa a Nazi? No, no. He's really not hitting on Santa.

He's very American.

Not created Santa, but they created a significant portion of the modern image of Santa, yes.

So, in the 70s... How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night?

Power bush light, folks. So in the 1970s, all the studies were coming out being like, maybe children drinking sugar water is bad for them. No way. And they got really strict on how you can target kids in advertising. So Coca-Cola is like, we won't target kids with advertising.

We're just going to make a bunch of fucking toys with Coca-Cola and convince everybody that polar bears are friendly and dick off in the Northern hemisphere and drink Coke and Santa Claus and everything else. But they wanted to take it a step further. So in 1982, they bought Columbia pictures. The entire movie studio for $750 million.

That was the one. So every drink in every Columbia movies picture from the 80s has subliminal ad placements in it. In The Karate Kid, he's drinking Minute Maid orange juice at breakfast, which is owned by Coca-Cola. He drinks a Sprite while Mr. Miyagi is training him. And it's like a whole thing where...

Ralph Macchio like was protesting all these subliminal ad placements and like covered up the Sprite logo with his hand completely. Coca-Cola made him refilm the scene. Holy shit.

It was so well known in Hollywood in the 1980s. Clint Eastwood refused to let any Coca-Cola products in any of his movies because he was mad that they cast Ralph Macchio instead of his son as the karate kid. And he blamed Coca-Cola for it. Like, the Ghostbusters, like, you got to win a free ectomobile if you drank enough coke. Oh, yeah. All the 1980s movies. He's like, I remember.

Oh no, I have the article from 1904, but I told Fluck to blur out certain words.

I end the video with, I can feel the cease and desist in the mail already.

How'd that go for you? I watched it last night at the hotel.

Does it blow up?

I just wouldn't jump it. They're just really good at making shit go boom when it drops.

How did it go to watch a video?

Two days later, they were hiring on... They were hiring for a new marketing agent.

On Indeed, yeah.

I ran into him at a gun store, oddly enough.

It's about to happen. Me and him. So we're going to do a video on... It has to be Fat Pews. We can't do this on YouTube. So it's going to be Fat Pews. We have a Glock 19.

and a p320 we're just going to load them with blanks and then we're going to like overhand them at a brick wall and then he has a grain bin silo at one of his locations we're going to fucking yeet it off the top of a silo onto concrete see if we can get them to go off let let me know because i got notes i know exactly which ones have problems yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, do you have footage of that by the way?

I have a minor panic attack right now, actually.

Did you see the same thing twice?

Holy shit. Can we get another 30 rack of bush light over here?

Oh, you got heat stroke again? We're going to see.

Oh, we got fish cans?

Oh, no.

Rats are vegetables and Demo retired. We went to his retirement party.

You know how many pisses it's gonna take to pressure wash that throttle? One.

Have you seen the percentage of Bush Light sold in Iowa compared to the rest of the nation?

Bush Light is the ninth most popular beer in the United States, and most of its sales occur in Iowa.

Just like PBR. That's a saying in Iowa. I didn't make that up. It's literally called the nectar of the cobs. Like it's on billboards and shit.

Instead of cobs of corn, it's bush lights on the corn.

It actually goes back to the revolutionary Colonel Senior Bush Light Jr. II. John C. Bush Light! John C. Bush Light!

So in Ireland, there's a monument. It's like three big feathers. It's like really pretty big monument, but it's a monument in Ireland to commemorate the financial support that Ireland received. from the Native American nation of America in the 1800s. Whoa.

It's just that, like, god damn, you were so rough off in the 1800s that the Native Americans of America were like, god damn, we got to help these people.

Christ.

Fucker, you keep telling me to cut stuff. Cody's wearing the same shirt and he's sweating. Goddamn. So anyways, Demo retired.

I had delicious tacos on the way and the entire time I was shitting my pants because I was like, I'm going to be late. Filming starts at 10 and I was supposed to get there at like 9.57. So I'm speeding the entire way and there's like... 35 minutes going 85 miles an hour. No fucking cars in front of me. And I have no cell service out in the middle of nowhere in Texas.

I was like, there's no way I'm going to the right spot. Absolutely no way. And eventually I looked behind me. There's like 27 cars behind me. I was like, oh, I'm the first one here. Late.

I don't know. It's just weird. I come rolling up through drive tanks and there's like one of those fucking, I don't even know what kind of animal it was. Some kind of weird African deer with like curly horns that were like three feet tall. I tried to square up on my 4Runner.

You had a $7,000 goat. You drive through drive-thru. It's like going to redneck Jurassic Park. You're like, I'm just trying to shoot a Sherman tank, bro. There's fucking rhinos and giraffes everywhere.

demolition ranch did his last video at drive tanks so we went up there and there's a bunch of exotic animals and tanks there please continue and like i'm with my dad who's never played a video game in his life other than fucking dig dug and i'm like trying i'm making i'm making hilarious jokes the entire time they're just gonna write over his

head like i'm driving through there's like all these weird animals there's a wildebeest but the ground is just like fluorescent fucking yellow in a 30 foot diameter circle and i was like every fiber in my being is telling me i need to go shoot that animal and my dad is just like huh i don't get it i was like god damn it okay whatever it's just pure comedy the whole time he didn't get any of it

How'd you do that? Zach, veteran with a sign, took my dad at the end of the day and was like, Mike, you want to go pet a rhino? And my dad's like, oh, sure, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And fucking Zach shows up to the rhino pen and whistles.

The fucking rhinos come over, and my dad's petting a rhino. He woke up this morning, his fucking eyes were glued shut. He's allergic to rhinos, apparently.

I didn't pet a rhino. They had horns and everything.

You come to Iowa with a car with headlights, you can kill a whitetail.

You can also bait in Iowa. Or in Texas. When I was in medic training, we had to go out to Camp Bullis. We drove past it on the way here. That big military compound with the fence for three miles. That's Camp Bullis. When you're out there in the field, there's these big... It's like a big tripod with a... 20 gallon tank on top. It's like dog kibble spins out.

You're allowed to just in the, like a shooting shack right next to it. You're really just bait the deer to shoot them. Yeah. Cause there's pests. What the fuck?

A sheet of paper with some size 11 font. I don't know. Do we need to hold this up somewhere?

What caliber?

Jake, give me my fucking back. You can't say that. You have to bleep out those words, by the way. You have to. Yes. Apparently, if you say that, you're demonetized.

Yes. N-word. I had a conversation with our rep today about it.

You have to say white phosphorus tubes.

Apparently you can't say it at all or you're immediately demonetized.

I agree.

No you can't by the way Fuck you

So anyways, we were at demos for time.

Speaking of Cody and cops...

It felt like J-Wolf picked up a twin-size mattress and bitch-slapped my entire front side with it.

There was a second where I was like... I might be dead.

I pulled the string. Well, you said they're minor attract... And I pulled the string. And... My vision was just brown from all the moon dust up there, and I was like, I can't see anything. Did you close your eyes at all?

my dad recorded it and after like right after i pulled it my dad quit recording because he thought i died because i just disappeared into the dust immediately cared enough yeah right 18 other cameras kept going it felt like a sand blaster like went across my face right quick just

I'll post the picture on Instagram, but it's like a fireball on 12 feet of either side, and me and Brandon are like a foot from it. We did frame by frame. It's a giant fireball, and then you just see me and Brandon in the concussion wave, and Dalton is shitting his pants 20 feet.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I forgot about it. Watching drunk Cody outwit a new trainee cop was hilarious.

Because I shot the Sherman. So this was today. Yesterday was Matt's retirement. For Matt's retirement, I was the one pulling the string on the Sherman 76. Oh. which is roughly, it's a little bit smaller than the Pac-40, but like, the concussion was nothing compared to that Pac-40.

We won't say the city. We'll say the state.

No, they weren't. That Sherman's the only driving and firing Sherman on Earth, and that Pac-40's the only firing Pac-40 on Earth.

No, because my dad asked, and he's like, they're a little bit lighter than combat loads, but not much.

Yeah, they said the... That barrel's rated for like 200 rounds, and they've shot like 5,000 through it. And that's why when we did his video today where we had to actually hit a torso, they're like, we can't use the Sherman. We have to use the Walker Bulldog because it's our newest tank.

New Hampshire.

Also, I felt like an idiot when they were lining up the Pac-40, by the way. Because the whole time, we'd only been shooting tanks. And I was like, how in the fuck are these guys sighting it in so accurately? Because when they were shooting, they were shooting ballistics gel heads. And in slow-mo, you could see the fucking nose press in.

And I was like, how the fuck? Are they sighting these in that accurately?

Then he goes to sighting the Pac-40 and he's literally just like looking down the barrel. He's literally bore sighting it.

15 pound stainless steel butt plug traveling at 3,000 feet per second.

Kevin caught it on his camera, but the top of the skull went like 60 to 80 feet in the air.

First of all, fuck you. I was perusing through your videos the other day, and I had never seen the video where you had a clay pigeon launching a machine, launching at you as you were shooting it with a 9mm pistol. Psychopath.

He's got a better zoom lens than a Samsung cell phone.

If you've never seen his content, to give you an idea of how good he is at shooting, you had to go through a training course from YouTube for animal cruelty.

Why did you have to do that?

He holds a gasoline on the hive.

But you get lucky too often for it to be luck.

Eventually it quits being luck. How many rounds have you shot a month?

He's a psychopath. Do you want to know what? I went to play Call of Duty with this asshole. He's good at that, too? He's like, I like to sit down after a long day of shooting guns and filming by playing a video game where I shoot digital guns. I thought I was, like, okay at Call of Duty. I was, like, eight and three. I was like, I'm doing pretty good. I looked at the scoreboard. He's 29 and one.

They said later, they're like, oh, that's a locals bar. So you're like, I guess they just treat you like shit unless they can tell you're not from there.

I didn't see that coming.

Outside wasn't like out on the sidewalk. It was like a patio with like tables and an awning and shit. Like it wasn't like you were in public still. It's still private property with seating.

The king walks out in his costume, and he burgers out to troops.

That was on purpose.

History-tism.

Help me out to read the long paragraph when it's my turn. Jesus. You're streaking so fast. Do I order now? What did AJ say? I have a share of my audience.

Going to LA for the first time.

I'm like, what specifically is FBI agent karaoke?

I love Connor's face right now. Connor's like...

It's all him.

What about what you waited for as an actor?

Yeah, she does.

I thought it was funny.

operator comes clean on the JFK assassination LBJ did it confirmed question mark clickbait the FBI will come to my door again and they're like