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201 - Two Fake Seals Spill Hollywood Secrets ft. Tyler Grey & AJ Buckley | Unsubscribe Podcast 201

24 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and guests on this episode?

22.395 - 42.407 Cody

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dog joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Was that right?

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42.447 - 45.229 Unknown Speaker

Yeah, I'm going to love this. Wait, we started with this?

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45.309 - 49.032 Eli Doubletap

Hold on. He's got to get his can opener. Three, two, one.

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53.044 - 68.109 Donut Operator

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, AJ Buckley, Tyler Gray, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We just drank a lot before this. No, never.

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68.209 - 69.369 Eli Doubletap

We're professionals.

69.409 - 75.771 Donut Operator

Yeah, we totally didn't just film the demo leaving episode right before this. Drink six beers and do a shot about it.

79.632 - 86.076 Unknown Speaker

I know. I was like, oh, this is going to be a fun one. That was a Godspeed for both of you. We're going to be passed out halfway through the episode.

86.096 - 89.558 Eli Doubletap

How do you guys feel about Karl Marx? No, I'm just kidding. No, seriously.

89.618 - 91.779 Donut Operator

AJ and Tyler, what are you guys doing in town, man?

Chapter 2: What military secrets were discussed?

Chapter 3: What are the challenges faced in Hollywood?

123.497 - 127.778 Eli Doubletap

Cody nailed that intro. That was a good intro. Cody's intro is done.

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127.919 - 134.461

Yeah, tattoo that. Cody's intro is done. I just wrote the note for him.

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Remember we opened the cans, right, when I did my opener? Yeah, cans are open.

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138.282 - 147.285 Eli Doubletap

Remember that time we all silently agreed to gaslight Eli into thinking we've done the intro, but we actually didn't. That was a good time. Go ahead. Okay. I was like, the intro.

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147.465 - 148.825 Unknown Speaker

Oh, see, now I was like.

148.865 - 149.966 Eli Doubletap

Hi, everyone. Welcome.

152.951 - 156.795 Unknown Speaker

Dude, I didn't know. 100% in the realm of possibility.

156.895 - 162.88 Eli Doubletap

We did the intro. You literally just gaslit him that you were gaslighting him. Join the military.

169.626 - 179.275 Unknown Speaker

Oh, honey, you love being gaslit. I'm so glad you can't get a purple heart from TBI, which 100% should be a thing.

Chapter 4: How did AJ Buckley start his acting career?

Chapter 5: What safety issues are associated with Sig firearms?

104.107 - 110.29 Unknown Speaker

That's gone already. I was like, Cody's still going to do the introduction. It's like Eli's brain is like an extra sketch.

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111.571 - 112.931 The Fat Electrician

Is that the Mandela Effect?

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113.072 - 115.553 Unknown Speaker

He did the whole thing.

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115.573 - 122.597

He did everything that's gone. It's like talking to Eli is like watching the movie Memento. It was funny because I remember thinking, wow.

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123.497 - 127.778 Eli Doubletap

Cody nailed that intro. That was a good intro. Cody's intro is done.

127.919 - 134.461

Yeah, tattoo that. Cody's intro is done. I just wrote the note for him.

134.481 - 138.202

Remember we opened the cans, right, when I did my opener? Yeah, cans are open.

138.282 - 147.285 Eli Doubletap

Remember that time we all silently agreed to gaslight Eli into thinking we've done the intro, but we actually didn't. That was a good time. Go ahead. Okay. I was like, the intro.

147.465 - 148.825 Unknown Speaker

Oh, see, now I was like.

Chapter 6: What unexpected stories were shared about military experiences?

367.326 - 391.824

Well, at the time, it was the Strike 1, the Arsenal Strike 1, which has a revolutionary feature, but they screwed up a lot of things. The pistol's been, now it's being made by, I think a friend of mine actually bought the rights to it. But anyways, it's a very revolutionary design if you look at the way that the gun works. It's got a low borax. Actually, the lowest there is.

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Anyways, and the way it's got a rotating locking block. It's a pretty cool, pretty unique design. And so I'm working at the booth, and I'm showing how it works. I got my little spiel, and this dude comes up, obviously Chinese. How could you tell? So I've been quite extensively throughout Asia. I've been around Asia. I'm pretty good at wrecking. I can tell the difference. I put it this way.

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416.394 - 425.536

I can tell the difference between Hong Kongese and mainland Chinese. So I'm pretty skilled. So you're like super racist. I'm super good at it.

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Chapter 7: How have Canadian and Californian landscapes changed?

425.596 - 427.417 Brandon Herrera

What exactly are you? I want to call you a slur.

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429.14 - 449.931

So I'm like, look at this guy. I'm like, this is definitely mainland Chinese. This is not even Hong Kongese. And basically, dude, you bust out this camera and just starts like taking photos. And I mean like taking it apart photos. And I came over and I was like, what? He didn't even speak English enough to like tell me what he was doing. And I literally had to get security to get him away.

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450.011 - 457.915

But he was going around just taking guns apart and just taking, you know, every 400 images of photos so they can recreate it.

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458.015 - 463.599 Brandon Herrera

just so next year we can see the same pistol at the Holosun booth. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

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465.08 - 468.182 Unknown Speaker

You did the joke with the ones that wanted your photo.

469.022 - 488.845 Brandon Herrera

Well, so, yeah. It's the one that Nick made us tell last year, the story where we had some, like, Chinese YouTubers that came up to us at SHOT Show, and, like, they want to take a picture. And, like, as a joke, we're all, like, tipped as hell. So we go in for the photo, and, like, right as they're taking the picture, we go... Fuck communism.

490.546 - 494.869 Brandon Herrera

And the guy taking the photo goes deadpan and takes the SD card out of the camera.

494.929 - 497.051

Oh my God. So we probably got beheaded.

497.071 - 498.432 Brandon Herrera

Dude. You guys are savage.

Chapter 8: What are the implications of the new theft laws in California?

502.635 - 516.665 Brandon Herrera

But this year, the joke was, every time we'd see a group of Chinese nationals, like, I'm just fucking sick of it at this point. It's like, you guys are like, we're basically in a Cold War with China at this point, and we're just allowing their people to come in and take pictures of all our new shit. Like, that's... Come on. Are we trying...

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517.506 - 536.292 Brandon Herrera

no the answer is no we would just we would just come up and like we see a group of them like walking by or like trying to take pictures of shit and we just lean in next to their camera and go cinnamon square What do we call them? West Taiwan.

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They really like it when you call them that. I just got back from Taiwan. I was literally there in December, actually. You go everywhere. Yeah, I've been around recently. I hate traveling, but I love it, too.

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549.185 - 554.749 Unknown Speaker

I know by the time you're calling me, it's like 2 in the morning. I'm like, I was asleep. It was like midday for me. Weird.

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We were in Australia and New Zealand. We were trying to connect and get stuff. It was a nightmare. It was horrible. Yeah, it was a nightmare.

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I feel like we brushed over something that I feel like I need more information on. Kick out a shot show for some horse cum? What?

575.325 - 584.635 Eli Doubletap

Are you familiar with Glock? I've heard of said brand, yes. A little bit? So they primarily make their income manufacturing.

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In Georgia, yeah.

586.415 - 595.218 Eli Doubletap

No, like what product? Firearms, yeah. Would you guess the other product that they're known for selling?

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