Connor

We'll call him Jay.

And he was always into like the occult and magic.

And like there would always be these like really cool like acid parties over his house.

And they were planning on doing like a cult thing.

But then Jay, he moved at like 17 with like $400 to California.

And him and his like then girlfriend just like lived in tents for six months, just like tripping every day.

And, like, just going to raves and shit and, like, selling acid.

And they did, like, so much crazy shit there.

Like, the ex-girlfriend is now dating a 40-year-old Hare Krishna meth addict.

Um...

And then, so they broke up, and Jay thought he needed to find himself.

So he, like, walked around in the desert for six weeks with, like, minimal food and water and then came back.

He just walks up the driveway, and he'd walked, like, halfway across Massachusetts.

And he was only...

like subsisting off of literally roadkill and beer that was his entire diet keep going this is like this is like crazy shit like you told me this and i lost it i'm like waiting for it to become paranormal but it's already weird enough but keep going yeah yeah

Well, he had a whole religious philosophy, sort of, where he was God and was doing the devil's work.

So there was a good amount of magic with that.

This kind of put a damper on the paranormal aspirations because the cult that was going to be formed with him wasn't formed because of this.

So yeah, he comes back and he keeps talking to Alice.

He's like, I really want to kill your neighbor's goat.