Corey Mobilio

No, I couldn't get them to budge this morning.

And Brando slept on the floor in our room last night because he gets the heebie-jeebies when there's a little bit of a wind out there.

I only tried on him in the middle of the night when I went to the toilet.

I thought, what the hell's there on the floor?

Susie had put him on the floor during the middle of the night, right in my walking path, if you don't mind.

Yeah, well, I would like people's weather tech.

An umbrella is a very awkward piece of equipment, the umbrella.

Like it is, when you think about it, I'm going to go into the weather, I'm going to stick this thing up in the air with a big pointy point on the end of it and try and cover myself.

It doesn't.

It never covers you.

Your legs get soaking wet.

And then whenever I get inside, I'm going to drag all that water inside.

I'm going to give it a good splash of water everywhere.

It is a horrible piece of equipment, the umbrella.

What are you going to mind?

A full...

Sort of condom-like bodysuit where you can just chuck it over you and then away, like a poncho that goes right to your feet.

I've got a walking one of those.

That's what I'll have to put on this morning when I go for my brisk walk after the program.

They're making some very, very handy rain jackets these days.