Courtney Miller

That 85-year-old guy's like, cuckoo banana time.

That 85-year-old guy's like, cuckoo banana time.

She's like, grandpa wants you to go.

She's like, grandpa wants you to go.

Catering's like, we tried to move your grandpa. We tried to move him. He has no pulse. It's like, he's fine. Your grandpa's bones are making the black light make him look like he can't have it. He's just skin. All the bones broke in his seat. He's just melted skin. And it's like, okay. And she's like, grandpa, super uncomfortable. It's like, what? I don't even see him. He's a blob of skin.

Catering's like, we tried to move your grandpa. We tried to move him. He has no pulse. It's like, he's fine. Your grandpa's bones are making the black light make him look like he can't have it. He's just skin. All the bones broke in his seat. He's just melted skin. And it's like, okay. And she's like, grandpa, super uncomfortable. It's like, what? I don't even see him. He's a blob of skin.

Anyways, weddings are crazy.

Anyways, weddings are crazy.

Get out the black lights!

Get out the black lights!

Vampire! Get her out of here. She's a vampire.

Vampire! Get her out of here. She's a vampire.

You can't keep doing that.

You can't keep doing that.

You can't do this.

You can't do this.

I love a forced update. That's what commenters should do. They should just be like, hey, real quick.

I love a forced update. That's what commenters should do. They should just be like, hey, real quick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.