Cousin Sal
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I went to a hypnotist.
Our cousin Jimmy set us up with this hypnotist he liked to stop gambling.
This was like before I knew you.
But when I got to him, it was a Friday and I was going to Vegas that weekend.
And I said, whatever you do, can I kick in Monday?
And he's like, get the fuck out of my office.
What are you talking about?
Oh my God.
So I had conditions, but I think it does work for people.
Would Ben do that or would he just laugh at you?
Yeah.
Well, the fact that you had it and you could relay that to him.
You never got the Lasix, right?
So it's right in that range where you have to get either reading glasses or, yeah, contacts.
They're going to have flying cars.
There's going to be a pilfer of baldness.
And, you know, all right, the fat thing, I feel like, you know, for a lot of money is resolving itself, but there's something for that.
Need some kind of pill so that Murph doesn't shit all over the house.
Can dogs get hypnotized?
It couldn't hurt.