Cousin Sal

Well, okay.

So let's start with the other parents, like our parents, my father in particular, who he has trouble getting around.

Yeah.

He's in his mid eighties now, but he loves going to the kids game still.

So we take him to Harrison's flag football playoff game, by the way, go bolt up.

They're in the finals next week.

So we take them and we're driving and we get there and now we're driving home.

And these are Friday night at eight.

So, but it's like 10 o'clock while we're driving home.

So everyone's quiet in the car.

And so I was like, you know what?

I'll put the 70 station on for him, even though that's like two to three decades too contemporary for him.

But yeah.

And Paul Simon's 50 ways to leave your lover is on.

Right.

And my father starts humming and then start singing the song, except he kept saying 50 ways to please your lover.

And he's not doing it ironically.

He's not trying to be funny, but he's loud about it.

He's like, 50 ways to please your lover.

And my wife is like gagging in the backseat.