Craig Carton

Just have the taxis make it look like New York City.

I don't need the dancers, but that's really nitpicking.

But that, and I mentioned before the score bug, which bothered me.

We're watching the game.

They're doing these useless player interviews, and I can't kill them because they're not alone.

I mean, he's been there for a long time.

He's been there for a long time, but they're just absolutely useless.

Even with Jazz, who is actually entertaining and engaging.

I like Jazz.

Even his interviews, pretty much for the most part, are useless.

If you're going to split screen it, you still have to keep up the score bug.

You have to know what's going on.

That bothered me.

The score bug doesn't have the pitch count, which is now so important in baseball, and especially on opening day when you know pitches are going to be limited to the amount of pitches they throw.

Paul Skeen's got to take down the first innings.

And then the other thing, again, I didn't see the pregame.

So I'm not going to go... I don't know what else he did.

But why is Brett Kirschner the... Or Kirscher the... Bert Kreischer.

Bert Kreischer.

He's the comedian.