Craig Carton

So yeah, let's take it a step further.

Cam Schlittler...

Sans El Duque is the most must-watch TV the Yankees have had since Louisiana Lightning, who retired when I was five.

That's impressive.

It is impressive, which brings you back to another point I'll pat myself on the back for.

He should be pitching tomorrow.

Why?

You want to win the series, dude.

I want him pitching the home opener like a good must-watch all-time starter should be pitching it.

But you got to remember, the home opener is already an event, like whether Will Warren's starting it or anyone else.

But it adds to the mystique of it.

Cam Schlittler starting the home season.

No, I can see what you're saying.

But you also need to win series.

I know.

And you're also not going to alter your rotation.

Like, think about it.

Cam Schlittler faced the Mariners.

It just didn't work out.

Right, and you're not going to alter your rotation so that for the seventh game of the season, you put your must-watch TV guy out there just because it makes you happy.