Craig Carton

Which Lindor acknowledged.

I'll give him that afterwards.

But that's a guy that's head is not in it.

And I'd like to know where his head was.

I don't know where it was.

Maybe he and his wife were having a tough time with the interior decorator at their $28 million apartment on the Upper East Side telling us peasants that we can eat their crumbs.

Maybe that's what it was.

Maybe he was on the phone with Mom Donnie, you know, planning out his next brilliant move, like property tax.

Right.

I don't know what he was doing, but I know what he wasn't doing, and that was being focused on the playing baseball for the team that pays him $300 million.

That I can't disagree with.

Thank you, sir.

Here's Stevie.

Stevie, let's go, buddy.

Come on now.

What do you got?

I'm with you.

By the way, it wasn't even like this amazing pickoff move.

It was like he took a huge lead, and then he was fidgeting with the oven mitt, and then the pitcher just threw the ball to first base.

It was at the right time, plain and simple.