Craig Coppock

He picked up the guy's arm, took the watch off his wrist and said, it's not a real Rolex because it's not working. At which point it started to tick again because it was a kinetic watch.

He picked up the guy's arm, took the watch off his wrist and said, it's not a real Rolex because it's not working. At which point it started to tick again because it was a kinetic watch.

The watch I was wearing on that day was engraved with my name and birthday on the back, which was given to me as a gift. I said, it might be worth checking the back of the watch for an engraving. The officer shot Craig a look. And he said, your problem is you've been watching too much effing Inspector Morse. It was more than dismissed.

The watch I was wearing on that day was engraved with my name and birthday on the back, which was given to me as a gift. I said, it might be worth checking the back of the watch for an engraving. The officer shot Craig a look. And he said, your problem is you've been watching too much effing Inspector Morse. It was more than dismissed.

He made me feel terrible, like watching too much fucking Inspector Morse. I was like, I'm not going to say anything else.

He made me feel terrible, like watching too much fucking Inspector Morse. I was like, I'm not going to say anything else.

The local pastor or vicar said, came down to the boat, offered us some counselling. We suggested that if he gave us £20, we would go and self-counsel in the bull's arms, which was just across the road from the boat. But he wasn't keen on that course of action. So I just went for a pint with my dad just to rehash what had happened. I think he was just checking I was OK.

The local pastor or vicar said, came down to the boat, offered us some counselling. We suggested that if he gave us £20, we would go and self-counsel in the bull's arms, which was just across the road from the boat. But he wasn't keen on that course of action. So I just went for a pint with my dad just to rehash what had happened. I think he was just checking I was OK.

And then, yeah, we went home and told everything to mother.

And then, yeah, we went home and told everything to mother.