Craig Ferguson

it's crazy like Jay will like there's no like you go on if you go and do gigs with Jay like there's no entourage there's no there's no even a personal fucking assistant just walking in it's just Jay and then he said to me eh we had a couple of gigs that were quite you know a fart in odd places he said yeah Jay always travels private right he's got a private jet of course what do you mean he's Hollywood royalty right Mr. Leno so Jay says eh do you want to ride in the jet we're going to go to the thing I'm like

it's crazy like Jay will like there's no like you go on if you go and do gigs with Jay like there's no entourage there's no there's no even a personal fucking assistant just walking in it's just Jay and then he said to me eh we had a couple of gigs that were quite you know a fart in odd places he said yeah Jay always travels private right he's got a private jet of course what do you mean he's Hollywood royalty right Mr. Leno so Jay says eh do you want to ride in the jet we're going to go to the thing I'm like

it's crazy like Jay will like there's no like you go on if you go and do gigs with Jay like there's no entourage there's no there's no even a personal fucking assistant just walking in it's just Jay and then he said to me eh we had a couple of gigs that were quite you know a fart in odd places he said yeah Jay always travels private right he's got a private jet of course what do you mean he's Hollywood royalty right Mr. Leno so Jay says eh do you want to ride in the jet we're going to go to the thing I'm like

Yeah, okay, I'll ride the jet. But you get out of the jet after the gig, and it's this fucking baller jet. But Jay's sitting with his denim pants, his denim shirt unbuttoned after the gig, eating pizza out of a box.

Yeah, okay, I'll ride the jet. But you get out of the jet after the gig, and it's this fucking baller jet. But Jay's sitting with his denim pants, his denim shirt unbuttoned after the gig, eating pizza out of a box.

Yeah, okay, I'll ride the jet. But you get out of the jet after the gig, and it's this fucking baller jet. But Jay's sitting with his denim pants, his denim shirt unbuttoned after the gig, eating pizza out of a box.

I don't know, like fucking hundreds.

I don't know, like fucking hundreds.

I don't know, like fucking hundreds.

My agent, when I started in late night,

My agent, when I started in late night,

My agent, when I started in late night,

we just put this thing as like we just we'll put it because they were paying me anything well them well let's add this thing keep the wardrobe you keep the suits now that was just in at the beginning so it's like one of these uh like things in a bill that goes through like you don't notice yeah but it's now in every contract so every game show i did every everything i've done i've got all these suits that's awesome and

we just put this thing as like we just we'll put it because they were paying me anything well them well let's add this thing keep the wardrobe you keep the suits now that was just in at the beginning so it's like one of these uh like things in a bill that goes through like you don't notice yeah but it's now in every contract so every game show i did every everything i've done i've got all these suits that's awesome and

we just put this thing as like we just we'll put it because they were paying me anything well them well let's add this thing keep the wardrobe you keep the suits now that was just in at the beginning so it's like one of these uh like things in a bill that goes through like you don't notice yeah but it's now in every contract so every game show i did every everything i've done i've got all these suits that's awesome and

It sounds good, but no.

It sounds good, but no.

It sounds good, but no.

It is a burden.

It is a burden.