Craig Ferguson

They've got dirt balls here, too. Look at that. Yeah, it's a whole lot of sports rivalry, but with a little bit of religious sectarianism to make it spicy. There you go. Keep the tension up a little bit. A little bit of guilt.

They've got dirt balls here, too. Look at that. Yeah, it's a whole lot of sports rivalry, but with a little bit of religious sectarianism to make it spicy. There you go. Keep the tension up a little bit. A little bit of guilt.

These are garbage questions. Yeah, yeah. So my father was a postman. Okay. But in the course of my life, he went from being – they used to deliver telegrams, right? He was a telegram – like, hey, telegram. Sure. Right? So he started off with that when he was a little kid. And then he goes to the Army.

These are garbage questions. Yeah, yeah. So my father was a postman. Okay. But in the course of my life, he went from being – they used to deliver telegrams, right? He was a telegram – like, hey, telegram. Sure. Right? So he started off with that when he was a little kid. And then he goes to the Army.

These are garbage questions. Yeah, yeah. So my father was a postman. Okay. But in the course of my life, he went from being – they used to deliver telegrams, right? He was a telegram – like, hey, telegram. Sure. Right? So he started off with that when he was a little kid. And then he goes to the Army.

For a couple of years. Then he comes back to the post office and he becomes a postman, like delivering a letter and stuff. But by the time he finishes, he's like the head of the post office. All right. Oh, great. He makes a big, long trip that way. And my mom was a schoolteacher. Your mom was a schoolteacher.

For a couple of years. Then he comes back to the post office and he becomes a postman, like delivering a letter and stuff. But by the time he finishes, he's like the head of the post office. All right. Oh, great. He makes a big, long trip that way. And my mom was a schoolteacher. Your mom was a schoolteacher.

For a couple of years. Then he comes back to the post office and he becomes a postman, like delivering a letter and stuff. But by the time he finishes, he's like the head of the post office. All right. Oh, great. He makes a big, long trip that way. And my mom was a schoolteacher. Your mom was a schoolteacher.

Really? Like the postmaster general? He's still on the stamps. No. No. He reads everybody's mail probably. No, he's not on the stamps.

Really? Like the postmaster general? He's still on the stamps. No. No. He reads everybody's mail probably. No, he's not on the stamps.

Really? Like the postmaster general? He's still on the stamps. No. No. He reads everybody's mail probably. No, he's not on the stamps.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?