Craig Ferguson

Really? Like the postmaster general? He's still on the stamps. No. No. He reads everybody's mail probably. No, he's not on the stamps.

Really? Like the postmaster general? He's still on the stamps. No. No. He reads everybody's mail probably. No, he's not on the stamps.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah. Oh, look at what Margaret's been up to. No, he became the chief inspector of the Edinburgh post office, which I don't know a lot about post office. Sounds high up to me. Chief inspector sounds good.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, like a young kid, dinner was like egg and fries. Okay. Chicken maybe once, twice a month. Wow. So meager beginnings. Well.

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?

Chicken's pretty good. That's not great. Chicken maybe twice a month. I don't want to overplay it. It wasn't fucking Angela's Ashes, right?

The lucky potato. But there were a lot of – I didn't know we didn't have much money because we didn't have much, but it wasn't terrible. And my parents weren't alcoholics, so step up. Gotcha. That's pretty good.

The lucky potato. But there were a lot of – I didn't know we didn't have much money because we didn't have much, but it wasn't terrible. And my parents weren't alcoholics, so step up. Gotcha. That's pretty good.

The lucky potato. But there were a lot of – I didn't know we didn't have much money because we didn't have much, but it wasn't terrible. And my parents weren't alcoholics, so step up. Gotcha. That's pretty good.

First, when I was born, they were in a one-bedroom tenement with my older brother and my older sister. And after I was born, they moved us out. There was this thing called New Towns in Britain. What happened was after the Second World War, all the cities were bombed. So they had to build new housing just outside the city, kind of like the project. Sure.

First, when I was born, they were in a one-bedroom tenement with my older brother and my older sister. And after I was born, they moved us out. There was this thing called New Towns in Britain. What happened was after the Second World War, all the cities were bombed. So they had to build new housing just outside the city, kind of like the project. Sure.

First, when I was born, they were in a one-bedroom tenement with my older brother and my older sister. And after I was born, they moved us out. There was this thing called New Towns in Britain. What happened was after the Second World War, all the cities were bombed. So they had to build new housing just outside the city, kind of like the project. Sure.

So we moved out, but the projects, but they were meant to be fancy. They weren't fancy at all. But they said they were fancy so that people would leave the city and go live in them for nothing. So we lived in a little modular house in the projects until I was about seven or eight years old. Then we moved to a slightly larger house. in the projects until I was about 16, 17. Then I leave home.

So we moved out, but the projects, but they were meant to be fancy. They weren't fancy at all. But they said they were fancy so that people would leave the city and go live in them for nothing. So we lived in a little modular house in the projects until I was about seven or eight years old. Then we moved to a slightly larger house. in the projects until I was about 16, 17. Then I leave home.

So we moved out, but the projects, but they were meant to be fancy. They weren't fancy at all. But they said they were fancy so that people would leave the city and go live in them for nothing. So we lived in a little modular house in the projects until I was about seven or eight years old. Then we moved to a slightly larger house. in the projects until I was about 16, 17. Then I leave home.