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Craig Jones

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Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And we were sitting around this fireplace just being idiots. We were drinking the local moonshine. So I thought that'd be a cool experience, but it basically tasted like gasoline. The local guy was like, I'm going to go get you guys some of the moonshine. I was like, fuck, sick. Let's get drunk. And he came back, and it was in a plastic bottle, and it basically smelled like pure ethanol.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And we were sitting around this fireplace just being idiots. We were drinking the local moonshine. So I thought that'd be a cool experience, but it basically tasted like gasoline. The local guy was like, I'm going to go get you guys some of the moonshine. I was like, fuck, sick. Let's get drunk. And he came back, and it was in a plastic bottle, and it basically smelled like pure ethanol.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And we were sitting around this fireplace just being idiots. We were drinking the local moonshine. So I thought that'd be a cool experience, but it basically tasted like gasoline. The local guy was like, I'm going to go get you guys some of the moonshine. I was like, fuck, sick. Let's get drunk. And he came back, and it was in a plastic bottle, and it basically smelled like pure ethanol.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I had to put that down. I wasn't going to turn it away. And then we busted out the ketamine nasal spray. And we were hitting that, obviously being quite reflective of the fireplace. And there was a dude there that had just left goat herding. Goat herding had been his thing for generations, his family's thing. Very proud of the culture of goat herding out there.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I had to put that down. I wasn't going to turn it away. And then we busted out the ketamine nasal spray. And we were hitting that, obviously being quite reflective of the fireplace. And there was a dude there that had just left goat herding. Goat herding had been his thing for generations, his family's thing. Very proud of the culture of goat herding out there.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

So I had to put that down. I wasn't going to turn it away. And then we busted out the ketamine nasal spray. And we were hitting that, obviously being quite reflective of the fireplace. And there was a dude there that had just left goat herding. Goat herding had been his thing for generations, his family's thing. Very proud of the culture of goat herding out there.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And he saw what we're doing being idiots. And he looked at the spray and he was like, he didn't even speak the same dialect as the guys were with, but definitely you see a face that's interested and wants to try something. He hits the ketamine and, um, he sat looking at the fireplace for two hours, not moving. And then the translator came out and this guy was like, never give that to me again.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And he saw what we're doing being idiots. And he looked at the spray and he was like, he didn't even speak the same dialect as the guys were with, but definitely you see a face that's interested and wants to try something. He hits the ketamine and, um, he sat looking at the fireplace for two hours, not moving. And then the translator came out and this guy was like, never give that to me again.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And he saw what we're doing being idiots. And he looked at the spray and he was like, he didn't even speak the same dialect as the guys were with, but definitely you see a face that's interested and wants to try something. He hits the ketamine and, um, he sat looking at the fireplace for two hours, not moving. And then the translator came out and this guy was like, never give that to me again.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And then 15 minutes later, he's like, he's like, pass that back. And then. How do you mean he'll do that to you? Yeah. It'll put you in a hole, put you in a dark place for you to come out of it. And then this guy basically gave us his speech to a translator afterwards, how he's had all these like visions. And he's like, he was working for the, I wouldn't even say it's a hotel.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And then 15 minutes later, he's like, he's like, pass that back. And then. How do you mean he'll do that to you? Yeah. It'll put you in a hole, put you in a dark place for you to come out of it. And then this guy basically gave us his speech to a translator afterwards, how he's had all these like visions. And he's like, he was working for the, I wouldn't even say it's a hotel.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

And then 15 minutes later, he's like, he's like, pass that back. And then. How do you mean he'll do that to you? Yeah. It'll put you in a hole, put you in a dark place for you to come out of it. And then this guy basically gave us his speech to a translator afterwards, how he's had all these like visions. And he's like, he was working for the, I wouldn't even say it's a hotel.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

There's really no electricity or anything. Like we're sleeping in some tents, but he would sort of cook for us. And he'd only just started doing this cooking role. And following the ketamine experience, he's like, I have to live. I have to return to my roots of goat herding. He's like, I'm going to cook you breakfast in the morning and then I'm out of here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

There's really no electricity or anything. Like we're sleeping in some tents, but he would sort of cook for us. And he'd only just started doing this cooking role. And following the ketamine experience, he's like, I have to live. I have to return to my roots of goat herding. He's like, I'm going to cook you breakfast in the morning and then I'm out of here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

There's really no electricity or anything. Like we're sleeping in some tents, but he would sort of cook for us. And he'd only just started doing this cooking role. And following the ketamine experience, he's like, I have to live. I have to return to my roots of goat herding. He's like, I'm going to cook you breakfast in the morning and then I'm out of here.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've given a few people existential crisis with a few substances, but Ethiopian goat herder in the middle of the desert is definitely a first for me. Yeah, I mean, look, he's returned to his roots. I'm sure he's probably enjoying that more. I don't think the cooking life was for him.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've given a few people existential crisis with a few substances, but Ethiopian goat herder in the middle of the desert is definitely a first for me. Yeah, I mean, look, he's returned to his roots. I'm sure he's probably enjoying that more. I don't think the cooking life was for him.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

I've given a few people existential crisis with a few substances, but Ethiopian goat herder in the middle of the desert is definitely a first for me. Yeah, I mean, look, he's returned to his roots. I'm sure he's probably enjoying that more. I don't think the cooking life was for him.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Modern wisdom. That's what we're here for.

Modern Wisdom
#950 - Craig Jones - Drugged In Colombia, Escaping Jail & Defeating UFC Wrestling

Modern wisdom. That's what we're here for.