Craig Jones
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I'm sorry. I was getting calls from somewhere else. Oh, I see. Yeah, we had a companion send out SOS signals. I mean, I was okay. Seth had to get me a new phone and get it hand-delivered to me, I think at a later location. And then again, it was another location I brought Volkanovski's coach, Joe Lopez, to. You brought him to Venezuela? Brought him to Venezuela. Fantastic.
I'm sorry. I was getting calls from somewhere else. Oh, I see. Yeah, we had a companion send out SOS signals. I mean, I was okay. Seth had to get me a new phone and get it hand-delivered to me, I think at a later location. And then again, it was another location I brought Volkanovski's coach, Joe Lopez, to. You brought him to Venezuela? Brought him to Venezuela. Fantastic.
And he, again, any excuse for him to use his Spanish on unsuspecting women. Yep.
And he, again, any excuse for him to use his Spanish on unsuspecting women. Yep.
And he, again, any excuse for him to use his Spanish on unsuspecting women. Yep.
that is like the bat signal for him he will arrive and uh yeah we had a bit of a blowout the last night was good what's venezuela like generally i mean honestly one of the most beautiful if not the most beautiful country i've ever seen in my life incredible angel falls area amazing at the north um along the the coastline there some of the most beautiful coastline in the world
that is like the bat signal for him he will arrive and uh yeah we had a bit of a blowout the last night was good what's venezuela like generally i mean honestly one of the most beautiful if not the most beautiful country i've ever seen in my life incredible angel falls area amazing at the north um along the the coastline there some of the most beautiful coastline in the world
that is like the bat signal for him he will arrive and uh yeah we had a bit of a blowout the last night was good what's venezuela like generally i mean honestly one of the most beautiful if not the most beautiful country i've ever seen in my life incredible angel falls area amazing at the north um along the the coastline there some of the most beautiful coastline in the world
I think it's a tragedy that it doesn't have a tourism industry for Americans because it's so close. But yeah, I would say, and I'm not just saying this to offend Americans that can't visit there, but it is the most beautiful country I've ever been to.
I think it's a tragedy that it doesn't have a tourism industry for Americans because it's so close. But yeah, I would say, and I'm not just saying this to offend Americans that can't visit there, but it is the most beautiful country I've ever been to.
I think it's a tragedy that it doesn't have a tourism industry for Americans because it's so close. But yeah, I would say, and I'm not just saying this to offend Americans that can't visit there, but it is the most beautiful country I've ever been to.
Yeah. And this is, you know, what's funny is I got cleared for global entry. I don't know how. Like, if you looked at my part, Ukraine, Venezuela, like, whatever it is, the test, it's not working. Because I passed the initial stage, but I had to have the interview. And I just left Colombia and Venezuela. And they forced me to do the interview at that border entry.
Yeah. And this is, you know, what's funny is I got cleared for global entry. I don't know how. Like, if you looked at my part, Ukraine, Venezuela, like, whatever it is, the test, it's not working. Because I passed the initial stage, but I had to have the interview. And I just left Colombia and Venezuela. And they forced me to do the interview at that border entry.
Yeah. And this is, you know, what's funny is I got cleared for global entry. I don't know how. Like, if you looked at my part, Ukraine, Venezuela, like, whatever it is, the test, it's not working. Because I passed the initial stage, but I had to have the interview. And I just left Colombia and Venezuela. And they forced me to do the interview at that border entry.
And the guy was like, oh, yeah, pass. And I was like, you think you'd leave a sanctioned country? I'm really testing the limits. I do have a tattoo reveal for you.
And the guy was like, oh, yeah, pass. And I was like, you think you'd leave a sanctioned country? I'm really testing the limits. I do have a tattoo reveal for you.
And the guy was like, oh, yeah, pass. And I was like, you think you'd leave a sanctioned country? I'm really testing the limits. I do have a tattoo reveal for you.
Yeah. I'm really testing the limits of US deportation here. Okay. And really it's based on the idea that really there is an avenue out there for an all expenses paid trip to the beautiful country of El Salvador. And it just comes at the small price of a tattoo.
Yeah. I'm really testing the limits of US deportation here. Okay. And really it's based on the idea that really there is an avenue out there for an all expenses paid trip to the beautiful country of El Salvador. And it just comes at the small price of a tattoo.
Yeah. I'm really testing the limits of US deportation here. Okay. And really it's based on the idea that really there is an avenue out there for an all expenses paid trip to the beautiful country of El Salvador. And it just comes at the small price of a tattoo.