Craig Jones

Again, handicapping myself, I've decided to not train for this match. Just like I didn't train for the Gabby Garcia match. Show the same level of respect for both Goliath opponents there. And really, I'm just going to come out, sit down. He's going to come forward. Well, first of all, he's going to just be like, if he could read, he'd be angry. You know what I mean? But he's a wrestler.

Again, handicapping myself, I've decided to not train for this match. Just like I didn't train for the Gabby Garcia match. Show the same level of respect for both Goliath opponents there. And really, I'm just going to come out, sit down. He's going to come forward. Well, first of all, he's going to just be like, if he could read, he'd be angry. You know what I mean? But he's a wrestler.

So he's going to see that feet. He's going to be trying to read it. A bit confused. Maybe a bit aroused. Comes forward. and gets leg locked straight away. That's basically my vision. And, uh, I'll try and show some mercy here, you know, like, um, we've done a lot of damage this year to wrestling Americans in general as well.

So he's going to see that feet. He's going to be trying to read it. A bit confused. Maybe a bit aroused. Comes forward. and gets leg locked straight away. That's basically my vision. And, uh, I'll try and show some mercy here, you know, like, um, we've done a lot of damage this year to wrestling Americans in general as well.

So he's going to see that feet. He's going to be trying to read it. A bit confused. Maybe a bit aroused. Comes forward. and gets leg locked straight away. That's basically my vision. And, uh, I'll try and show some mercy here, you know, like, um, we've done a lot of damage this year to wrestling Americans in general as well.

So maybe we let him out of a few, but we'll definitely, we'll definitely take him out.

So maybe we let him out of a few, but we'll definitely, we'll definitely take him out.

So maybe we let him out of a few, but we'll definitely, we'll definitely take him out.

Well, that's, I mean, that's part of the training protocol. You know, we're finding heavier and heavier dating partners to feel the experience of being under such a heavy creature. And I know you've pointed me in the right direction at some bars in Austin where we'd find those.

Well, that's, I mean, that's part of the training protocol. You know, we're finding heavier and heavier dating partners to feel the experience of being under such a heavy creature. And I know you've pointed me in the right direction at some bars in Austin where we'd find those.

Well, that's, I mean, that's part of the training protocol. You know, we're finding heavier and heavier dating partners to feel the experience of being under such a heavy creature. And I know you've pointed me in the right direction at some bars in Austin where we'd find those.

But yeah, basically he's like a giant athletic woman that can do hands down backflips. He can do some athletic maneuvers. So unless he, unless he in the midst of trying to read for the first time falls over. All right. I see.

But yeah, basically he's like a giant athletic woman that can do hands down backflips. He can do some athletic maneuvers. So unless he, unless he in the midst of trying to read for the first time falls over. All right. I see.

But yeah, basically he's like a giant athletic woman that can do hands down backflips. He can do some athletic maneuvers. So unless he, unless he in the midst of trying to read for the first time falls over. All right. I see.

I don't know, but the feet will definitely throw out. Spanner in the works room, I think.

I don't know, but the feet will definitely throw out. Spanner in the works room, I think.

I don't know, but the feet will definitely throw out. Spanner in the works room, I think.

competition this time around so it'll be easier to get more teams more people more spectators etc yeah so like last year we went head-to-head we were mildly offended by petty things the owner said so we decided to host an event the same day on someone else's uh with someone else's money which is always the best tactic as you know at newtonic but really the fallout was i think we decisively won but this is a good opportunity actually

competition this time around so it'll be easier to get more teams more people more spectators etc yeah so like last year we went head-to-head we were mildly offended by petty things the owner said so we decided to host an event the same day on someone else's uh with someone else's money which is always the best tactic as you know at newtonic but really the fallout was i think we decisively won but this is a good opportunity actually

competition this time around so it'll be easier to get more teams more people more spectators etc yeah so like last year we went head-to-head we were mildly offended by petty things the owner said so we decided to host an event the same day on someone else's uh with someone else's money which is always the best tactic as you know at newtonic but really the fallout was i think we decisively won but this is a good opportunity actually