Craig McLachlan

I'll tell you something after 40 years in the business.

If you don't think you're being harassed, you're not f***ing being harassed.

She's not an idiot.

Do you know what I mean?

She's a big, tall, 30-something-year-old woman at the time with a huge sense of humour who's quoted in podcasts or interviews as saying, ''There is no joke that can offend me.''

Well, you know, certainly showing photos of your own faeces.

Did she send you any?

Oh, she showed me a right before going on stage one night and was about to show me a second one when the company manager knocked on the door.

But of course, showing the leading man who's so powerful, who has your future potentially in his hands.

How are you really going to endear yourself to him?

Yeah, that's what I would do if there was a person I'm working with who I think, wow.

He could really take me somewhere with my career.

I'll try and give a short answer on that, which I'm not very good at ever doing.

It's not like you?

Yes.

Yes.

Very nervous.

But it was a funny sort of nervousness.

On the one hand, I couldn't wait to get into court.

I know that sounds crazy.