Craig McLachlan

There's a whole bunch of my colleagues who feel exactly the same way.

And he put his hand on my shoulder and he said, I'm sorry, it should never have f***ing happened to you.

Those charges, again, you've got this young cop...

She's letting these so-called former friends of mine go in and redraft and do another one, do another one.

We should add this, we should add that.

I'm not making this up.

If I saw this in a movie script, I wouldn't believe it.

But if you're asking me, was there all sorts of greater politics at play?

How could there not have been?

I shouldn't have been charged.

And to be presented as like the Ivan Milat of Australian show business, it's not the Australian way.

Well, you've got to remember the banana is a most lethal weapon.

You could take out an oncoming enemy platoon with a banana.

A banana.

Isn't it interesting, the directors asked at one point, I think it was in court, about the banana thrust.

And it was made pretty clear that, well, I held a banana near him.

And how did you feel then?

Was it shocking?

He said, it was pretty funny.

It was pretty funny how he held it.