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Craig Morgan

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1352 total appearances

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Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I had a migraine so bad I couldn't see.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

My eyes were closed for most of the jump.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Everybody says your first jump's a night jump no matter what time of day you do it.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

There's static line jumps.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So you're basically following the guy in front of you, and then you step off the aircraft, and the wind blows your drawers up your ass, and then your parachute opens, and then you just fall to the ground.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Oh, my goodness.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Do what they call a dynamite PLL, parachute landing fall.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Land on the balls of your feet, calves, thighs, buttocks, and push-up muscle.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

All five muscles.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So you basically just fall down and get back up, pick your shit up, and run.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Yeah.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

No, I'm not cool.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

No, you're so freaking cool.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I promise you, I'm not cool.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Ask Karen.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

You got no idea.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I'm like, that's the opposite.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And I think that's my wife likes him.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

God, I don't know if we should record this.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I was stationed at Fort Campbell at the time.