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Craig Morgan

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1352 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

We've seen this thing where this woman says she comes in the door and she's like,

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I'm 50%.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

Yeah.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So you got to pick up the other 50% today or I'm 20%.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I'm in no mood for your, your shit.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So you got to be 80% on the good side.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

When we're really pissy, we'll both look at each other.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And it's happened to cuff time where we both go, I'm 20%.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And then you laugh and you go, okay, let's calm it down and let's figure this out.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

This business right here.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

When I was at Fort Polk, Louisiana, I'll never forget, and I had 10 1⁄2 years.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I was over the halfway mark in the Army.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

So in 9 1⁄2 years, I would have retired, and she and I would have lived semi-comfortably.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

You know, not that military retirement is the best there is, but at least you have some guarantees, you know.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

uh and and i without sounding sexist or anything i think a woman that marries a man stability is a big part of that relationship you want to feel safe and you want to you know you want a bit of a fail safe and that i was her fail safe and i'll never forget coming in door and telling it sitting down with him going i talked to the commander today and i think i am going to uh go try this music thing

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And she was like, okay, what does this entail?

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

What are we doing?

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I'm like, we're going to move to Nashville.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

And that's when I told her, I'm going to stay in the reserves, and if it don't work in a year or two, I'll come right back into active duty.

Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Podcast: Craig Morgan

I don't lose my rank.