Craig

You decided to go work for the evil empire, okay? Who's the traitor now?

Yeah, you're just a real fucking helper, Craig. You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town. I hope they take one of those racist ones down and just put Craig up there like, I tried to reintegrate JT. Like, no, it doesn't work like that. You were the one who kicked him out in the first place. So he's like, yeah, I wanted to tell you the next day. He's like, I know.

Yeah, you're just a real fucking helper, Craig. You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town. I hope they take one of those racist ones down and just put Craig up there like, I tried to reintegrate JT. Like, no, it doesn't work like that. You were the one who kicked him out in the first place. So he's like, yeah, I wanted to tell you the next day. He's like, I know.

Yeah, you're just a real fucking helper, Craig. You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town. I hope they take one of those racist ones down and just put Craig up there like, I tried to reintegrate JT. Like, no, it doesn't work like that. You were the one who kicked him out in the first place. So he's like, yeah, I wanted to tell you the next day. He's like, I know.

But listen, if anything, it just hurt my feelings because I do think that our relationship is stronger than your and JT's relationship. So he's like, watching men eat on this show, I swear to God, can't they do it like housewife shows where you put food down in front of them and they never touch it? I mean, have some manners. Nobody wants to watch you eat with your mouth open.

But listen, if anything, it just hurt my feelings because I do think that our relationship is stronger than your and JT's relationship. So he's like, watching men eat on this show, I swear to God, can't they do it like housewife shows where you put food down in front of them and they never touch it? I mean, have some manners. Nobody wants to watch you eat with your mouth open.

But listen, if anything, it just hurt my feelings because I do think that our relationship is stronger than your and JT's relationship. So he's like, watching men eat on this show, I swear to God, can't they do it like housewife shows where you put food down in front of them and they never touch it? I mean, have some manners. Nobody wants to watch you eat with your mouth open.

And also, what are the parents? I know Craig wasn't even raised here, but why do parents on this show not tell their children to close their mouth while they eat?

And also, what are the parents? I know Craig wasn't even raised here, but why do parents on this show not tell their children to close their mouth while they eat?

And also, what are the parents? I know Craig wasn't even raised here, but why do parents on this show not tell their children to close their mouth while they eat?

Austin and Shep are both pretty bad. Because Shep just, he's always eating chips and guacamole, I've noticed. And he always just does it like. He's like kind of an open garbage. But like he's half eating and half moisturizing his face with the guacamole. And then Austin eats like, if a bird was eating a gumdrop, he's like. Yeah. He's like more mouth forward when he eats and spittley. Yeah.

Austin and Shep are both pretty bad. Because Shep just, he's always eating chips and guacamole, I've noticed. And he always just does it like. He's like kind of an open garbage. But like he's half eating and half moisturizing his face with the guacamole. And then Austin eats like, if a bird was eating a gumdrop, he's like. Yeah. He's like more mouth forward when he eats and spittley. Yeah.

Austin and Shep are both pretty bad. Because Shep just, he's always eating chips and guacamole, I've noticed. And he always just does it like. He's like kind of an open garbage. But like he's half eating and half moisturizing his face with the guacamole. And then Austin eats like, if a bird was eating a gumdrop, he's like. Yeah. He's like more mouth forward when he eats and spittley. Yeah.

But none of you know how to eat. Just stop eating on camera for Christ's sake. The show's about manners.

But none of you know how to eat. Just stop eating on camera for Christ's sake. The show's about manners.

But none of you know how to eat. Just stop eating on camera for Christ's sake. The show's about manners.

and uh she starts talking about how she she's like i always feel bad for austin and then she just starts to laugh i mean look at him he's just pathetic and she's so tall you know at least short people got blamed into the crowd but he's just such a tall loser i mean it's just like a target just being right up there we can all aim for it you know i just feel bad for the guy

and uh she starts talking about how she she's like i always feel bad for austin and then she just starts to laugh i mean look at him he's just pathetic and she's so tall you know at least short people got blamed into the crowd but he's just such a tall loser i mean it's just like a target just being right up there we can all aim for it you know i just feel bad for the guy

and uh she starts talking about how she she's like i always feel bad for austin and then she just starts to laugh i mean look at him he's just pathetic and she's so tall you know at least short people got blamed into the crowd but he's just such a tall loser i mean it's just like a target just being right up there we can all aim for it you know i just feel bad for the guy

And, of course, we get a shot. She's like, we've had Epsom tans. And then we get the shot of, God, Madison's insane, with him grabbing his wiener. And she's just passing the camera going, you motherfucker, I'm going to kill you and all your firstborns.