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That's good stuff from Melissa.

I've got more good stuff on the text, guys.

Dylan, my dog snuck in and ate two dishcloths at Christmas time.

Vomited them up as we're having dessert.

So you're sitting there probably having a pav.

Merry Christmas.

Maybe a brandy snack.

Why do we never see brandy snacks apart from Christmas time?

Yeah, you don't.

Great question.

So where do the flies go in winter and where do the brandy stands go for the rest of the year?

Crayon dog Also ate a stelo What we used to scrub the dishes with And his poos had little springs coming out Like little alien poos That's from Tina Poor dog Yeah, Jackie Neighbours killed the beast And had it hung up in the shed for the night Next morning opened the door to start cutting it up An old hunterway came strolling out looking full There was a massive amount of chunks Missing out of the side of the beast Stupid dog

I don't know about this one, but I'll read it anyway.

Came home one day to white fluff everywhere.

Found the dog with a tampon in its mouth.

He'd got into my daughter's bathroom rubbish bin and destroyed used pads and tampons all over the house.

Tried getting a used tampon off a dog.

He was possessed.

No, I wouldn't have read that.

Yeah, I would have left that one, Miles.