Creech
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So big for then.
Stupid ways you burnt yourself.
Have a listen.
Stupidest way you burnt yourself.
Good on you, Julian.
So I was cooking one of those chicken in a bag from the oven, and I pulled it out, and I've cut the ends off, and the whole lot, just the juice poured right into my shoe.
I took the lid off a pressure cooker while it was boiling, blew up in my face.
I looked like a beetroot.
There were chops stuck in the ceiling.
I thought I'd touch the grill in the oven to see if it was hot.
Burned me fingerprints off three fingers.
OK, you've ironed your penis.
Sizzled his sausage.
Yeah, mate, gave it a little sizzle, yeah.
It was a blister for a good week or so.
Everyone knows you should just steam your sausage.
Maybe use an iron.
You silly billies.
Little split Savoy.
Isn't it?