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But I found out it was manageable if I just had a cold beer and it cooled it down.

Yeah, you're going to need more.

And a few years ago, I was playing with a burning pile of wood that wouldn't stay alight.

So dumb me thought it was a good idea to add two-stroke mix to it and boom, massive fireball burning from my nose down and both my arms.

Matt also, too, just last year texted saying, I heated up a $2 coin on a Bunsen burner in fourth form because I couldn't be bothered listening to the teacher.

Then I forgot about it, dropped it down my pants and sat on it, and now I have the queen on my butt.

Yes, Matt.

I came home to the dog having a seizure and foaming at the mouth.

It had got into the compost bin with weak, early as grotty stuff from the fridge clean out.

Four day ICU stay and thousands of later, unfortunately, it passed away.

Yeah.

I'll move on.

Ben says my old lab used to eat rotten egg ducks.

Rotten duck eggs.

Excuse me.

My apologies.

Rotten duck eggs in our old swamp is fine.

Didn't pass away.

My dog found a rotting, dead, wild pig someone had dumped down by the river.

Dog had proper roll in it and jumped back in the ute.