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Cristela Alonso

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I was grieving my mom's loss.

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And I went up on stage and started talking about my family.

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And that's how it happened.

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I'm 46 years old.

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I'm not married.

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I don't have kids.

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People always ask me, when are you going to have kids?

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I'm like, dude, I'm 46.

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At this point, if I get pregnant, that's the second coming of Jesus.

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Like, oh my God.

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I always tell people, you should never ask people when they're gonna have kids.

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It's none of your business.

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Because some people don't want kids.

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And that should be a good enough reason.

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They don't want them.

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Then there's other people that want them and can't have them.

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Why you bringing it up?

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And then there's people like me that we don't talk about enough.

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I already raised children.

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I helped my sister raise her three kids, like three kids from like babies to adults.