Cyclefish

Conspiracy theorist, also known as someone who reads the news two years early.

Yeah, I remember.

As soon as you opened your yap, I updated my resume.

They're aging like a fine wine.

When the orange fish swims in glass without sea and speaks the truths sheeps refuse to see, the lizard people's grip shall come undone and all shall kneel before the chosen one.

Grab a Hegelish t-shirt.

Oh, one of these fistful of coffee mugs that you can stick your iron fist in.

Oh, whatever flavor fist you got.

Oh, grab a hoodie.

Oh, set my face on it.

Oh, get one of these adorable, cute, little, I like it.

Get a squeezy little Hegelish fist ball toy.

Keep that secret close to your fins, eh?