Dale Comstock
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My mom was never in the hospital.
My mom doesn't do any drugs, medicine, nothing.
She's, and now she's 82 years old, right?
She's, you know, hardcore German.
She just got that hardcore German blood in her, man.
And, uh,
I'm like, what, mom?
What happened?
And she goes, well, she goes, one day I was, so she worked at Montgomery Wards when Montgomery Wards was still open in the furniture department for like 20 years, right?
That was her thing.
And she goes, yeah, I was just walking down the aisle, furniture department, and all of a sudden I got really lightheaded and just fell out and woke up in the hospital.
And she goes, next thing you know, the doctor says, ma'am, we don't know why you passed out.
All your tests are good.
Nothing's wrong with you.
You're free to leave.
Right.
And I go, really?
I said, where's your medical report?
She pulls out, looks, gives it to me.
Now I crashed on Mother's Day, May of 1990 at 3.30 PM Central Standard Time.