Damaris

I definitely forgot about that one.

I promise it was in.

You know, anytime I thrift and I find Syracuse stuff, I buy it for you.

I buy you Janet Jackson stuff.

I thought buying the J. Cole jersey would have been like a good gift.

I wasn't even doing it in a condescending way.

As a friend, I wanted to get you a gift.

J. Cole signed with the Monkey King.

If the Cleveland Indians had to change their names and the Washington Redskins.

Being black is hard.

If there's another team.

I was trying to see if their organization had the custom ones and...

Like, I was going to even do, what is he, Mr. 62, whatever his name is.

I was going to put that and put Cole on the back.

I thought that would have been a very nice gift for Damaris.

Yo, that is fucking hilarious.

I can't believe you thought I would do that, like, in a negative way.

It's all right, baby D. And I was going to get, like, the extra lot, like, you could wear it like Maya did with the basketball dress.

Oh, that's what you were thinking, jersey dress?

I can't believe she's looking at me like I did something wrong.