Damian Barrett

Just get used to it.

I wouldn't get too concerned about getting parity or equality.

That will never happen.

No, it won't.

It just...

It's too far gone.

The toothpaste is too far out of the tube.

Another win under Frase Ball has Blues fans dreaming of wildcard rounds, while Wharfie time at Cockburn is bringing smiles all around.

Another bag of five has Jack Gunston dreaming of the Coleman medal, while an interim coach can't paper over Essendon's consistent peril.

The Pies' ageing lists were brave, but are now officially at a crossover.

And send the Barocca to Brisbane, because this is a proper premiership hangover.

To dissect the first of the never-ending buy-arounds, look towards round 13.

This is Triple M Footy's Midwick Rub with a downtrodden St Kilda Mafia member, Joey Montana.

That was the middle of the sentence.

Speaking of hard working men, the hardest working member of Old Man Media, Damien Barrett is here as well.

You could go as Ben Ross, who was in that photo.

I could, yeah.

Sam Mack.

Joe Weston.

Joe Weston.