Damian Barrett

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I always think the quarterback sneak is the best way.

There's lots of more elaborate ways, but the quarterback sneak is the best way.

I've talked about it in the past here.

And that is, A, dress like you matter.

So put a jacket on or a pair of pants.

Because appearance is...

six-tenths of the law, and then wait for a group of three or four or five and just fold through at that time.

You either fold on the back of their Congo line or you wait until they create a diversion and then you slide through.

Either way, I think the quarterback sneak is best.

Yeah, but you need to run a bit of a confusion route, which is like just create a bit of mayhem or a bit of confusion around it or let someone else do it.

At the Qantas, there's two lounges.

So you've got, you can really profile, if you spend a bit of time, the nature of the front desk.

Are they sort of happy or a bit serious?

And always the path of least resistance is always preferred.

But you'd be amazed how often it works if you don't, if you at least look like you belong.