Damian Barrett

Another bag of five has Jack Gunston dreaming of the Coleman medal, while an interim coach can't paper over Essendon's consistent peril.

The Pies' ageing lists were brave, but are now officially at a crossover.

And send the Barocca to Brisbane, because this is a proper premiership hangover.

To dissect the first of the never-ending buy-arounds, look towards round 13.

This is Triple M Footy's Midwick Rub with a downtrodden St Kilda Mafia member, Joey Montana.

That was the middle of the sentence.

Speaking of hard working men, the hardest working member of Old Man Media, Damien Barrett is here as well.

You could go as Ben Ross, who was in that photo.

I could, yeah.

Sam Mack.

Joe Weston.

Joe Weston.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, things only get easier for the Saints this weekend.

Sydney at the SCG.

We'll get all your tips later on.

This is Triple M Footies Midway Grub.

But up next, Damo, it is time for your news.

And once again, we're starting at Tullamarine with the Essendon Football Club.

Fenninkham or Fugazi still to come.