Damien Haas
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Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
I'd be like, why are you driving my dead co-worker's car?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Why are you driving it?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
You know, occasionally Reddit has a good comment.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Oh, no.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Our next story comes from... Sorry.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Okay.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
So there's no weapons.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
There's no objects in the room.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
So you just gotta... Can you hurl them through a window?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
I wonder.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
And out of the arena?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
See, I'm thinking...
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
He should have stipulated that.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
God, man, I don't know.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
I think so, too, because, like— I think five probably— If five can, like, grapple you all at once, then you're just kind of, like— I mean, like, a kindergartner's pretty heavy.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Yeah, it's— Right?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Because if five, like, arm or, like— If one latches onto your arm, right, that's, like, what, 50 pounds?
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Yeah.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Or, like, biting you or something.
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
Take It From Us | Reading Reddit Stories
Oh, yeah.