Damon Wayans

So I told my cousin, I'm moving. And he's like, all right, well, you got to do what you got to do. And I had all this equipment. I had like speakers the size of washing machines.

I made them myself. Like I went to downtown, bought tweeters and the subwoofers and all that. And my cousin, I came back to get my stuff. And it was all gone.

I made them myself. Like I went to downtown, bought tweeters and the subwoofers and all that. And my cousin, I came back to get my stuff. And it was all gone.

I made them myself. Like I went to downtown, bought tweeters and the subwoofers and all that. And my cousin, I came back to get my stuff. And it was all gone.

And I was like, yo, Reedy, you need to give my stuff back. He was actually 250 pounds at 14 years old. So I knew he could beat me, you know. Yeah. But I, you know, because I was like 125 pounds. And so I just had to take that on the chin and find something else to do. I told his mother, I said, Mom, he took my stuff. He just took your stuff. She said, you ain't expect to live here for free.

And I was like, yo, Reedy, you need to give my stuff back. He was actually 250 pounds at 14 years old. So I knew he could beat me, you know. Yeah. But I, you know, because I was like 125 pounds. And so I just had to take that on the chin and find something else to do. I told his mother, I said, Mom, he took my stuff. He just took your stuff. She said, you ain't expect to live here for free.

And I was like, yo, Reedy, you need to give my stuff back. He was actually 250 pounds at 14 years old. So I knew he could beat me, you know. Yeah. But I, you know, because I was like 125 pounds. And so I just had to take that on the chin and find something else to do. I told his mother, I said, Mom, he took my stuff. He just took your stuff. She said, you ain't expect to live here for free.

I was like, you were in on it? Yeah. What? He took all my stuff and he brought it up to a barbershop. I taught him how to cut hair. Took it to this barbershop and I was just like, what am I going to do? And then I found standup. So it's interesting how, where the journey will take you. I wouldn't have done standup if I was going to be, if I was really committed to being the DJ.

I was like, you were in on it? Yeah. What? He took all my stuff and he brought it up to a barbershop. I taught him how to cut hair. Took it to this barbershop and I was just like, what am I going to do? And then I found standup. So it's interesting how, where the journey will take you. I wouldn't have done standup if I was going to be, if I was really committed to being the DJ.

I was like, you were in on it? Yeah. What? He took all my stuff and he brought it up to a barbershop. I taught him how to cut hair. Took it to this barbershop and I was just like, what am I going to do? And then I found standup. So it's interesting how, where the journey will take you. I wouldn't have done standup if I was going to be, if I was really committed to being the DJ.

That's one. I think competition is good, you know, if it's... a healthy competition. Like we compete like comedically, right? So the joke is thrown on the table and then we all, you know, give our different takes on it. But whoever threw it on the table, that's their joke.

That's one. I think competition is good, you know, if it's... a healthy competition. Like we compete like comedically, right? So the joke is thrown on the table and then we all, you know, give our different takes on it. But whoever threw it on the table, that's their joke.

That's one. I think competition is good, you know, if it's... a healthy competition. Like we compete like comedically, right? So the joke is thrown on the table and then we all, you know, give our different takes on it. But whoever threw it on the table, that's their joke.

And I got to go get it.

And I got to go get it.

And I got to go get it.

Yeah, I got to go get it.

Yeah, I got to go get it.

Yeah, I got to go get it.

She's like, go get me a soda. Yeah. If Keenan, if Marlon walks in the room and, you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats.