Dan Bakkedahl

Okay.

Okay.

This co-ed was sold. I was going to have the ultimate spring break. First stop, free Roto-V mentholated eye drops. It's like fire and ice in my eyeballs.

This co-ed was sold. I was going to have the ultimate spring break. First stop, free Roto-V mentholated eye drops. It's like fire and ice in my eyeballs.

Then it was time to wash it all down with some complimentary fruit-flavored Dasani.

Then it was time to wash it all down with some complimentary fruit-flavored Dasani.

I soon found myself signing things I'd never sign at home.

I soon found myself signing things I'd never sign at home.

Sadly, my spring break ended like everyone else's. 29.9% APR? What have I done? The only way to cure this hangover was to get drunk and bang some 18-year-olds.

Sadly, my spring break ended like everyone else's. 29.9% APR? What have I done? The only way to cure this hangover was to get drunk and bang some 18-year-olds.