Dan Bongino

Whatever, the San Francisco 49ers.

You've been the coach for 10 years.

The team is out at a winning season in 10 years and you indict the head coaching.

It's you.

You're the coach.

Why are you laughing?

It's true.

Man, the coach is shit.

This guy's the worst play caller ever.

It's you.

It reminds me of a story that used to go around when I was on the president's detail, when Dick Cheney was the vice president.

I don't know if this is true or not, but when they were on the campaign trail, one of the VP guys, the vice president's protective detail guys told me when Cheney used to tell the story a lot that when he was a congressman,

He used to go knock on doors and, you know, relatively rural area.

And once in a while, he'd knock on a door and people didn't know he was the sitting congressman.

He'd say, hey, I'm Dick Cheney.

I'm running for Congress.

And, you know, I really like your vote.

And a guy would be like, great, because that guy we got now is terrible.

It was him.

He would tell this as a joke, by the way.