Dan Carney

And I was like, you want me to get out Venmo, get your info, but not send you the full amount? And he was like, yeah, just don't send me $20. Just send me $10. That's great. And so I did.

Yeah.

That checks out. Dan Carney is a, we had a guest on last time and we didn't say who they were at all.

They'd build a farm. I always thought, like, growing up, like, I always thought it was, like, kind of, like, cool and, like, admirable in a way. That it's, like, they protected themselves from these things that, like, maybe aren't good for our brains or whatever.

Yeah, Rumspringa is cool.

It's like a carrier pigeon. Amish man caught sending letters to underage kids.

That's a real guy. Really? Yeah.

You have like an Amish... I think his last name might have been Stoltzfus. Really? Yeah.

Why'd you call me out there? No, Mumford & Sons played there like a week ago on top of tabletops and it was all over my For You page.

I didn't fuck no dude. It was insane. Like this quote. Wow. And I was like, it's liver failure. It's liver failure. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.

The funniest part was a bunch of the hockey players, I think, take theater because it's easy. But at BC, these are like Olympic athletes. These guys that are on the Sharks now are watching me yell.

Suck it.

She went down with you? Yeah, she went down with me.

I feel like that'd be perfect.

That's fair. That's fair. It's fair. Irresponsible of him. Yeah. This wasn't this technology. This is a full-on VR.

Did you have any fun stories about their time together?

And now you're Shaq.

No, I didn't. You're in Los Angeles for what, Willie? Go. Start a podcast. Make your family proud and start a podcast.

That's sick.

You wore this.

Yes.

Did you know that there is an island on Earth that is located on a lake that is located on an island that is located on a lake that is located on an island that is located in Canada?

You cut it up, snort it. Dude, dude, go, Garrett, put my ID in a margarita. Yeah. That'd be hilarious.

Oh, my God. Oh, birth certificate and chocolate milk.

It's a small world.

Give me something. Wait, I think it's because I do this too.

I guess you get to pick. It's the selfless.

That scene where the lady comes up and is like, oh my God, we met.

I was like, kind of saw those texts, but I don't like looking at texts on Sundays.

You don't like looking at texts on Sunday?