Dan (Dan "Dishing with Dan" - guest segment reporter)
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How can I help you today?
All right, seven big pepperoni pizzas coming right up.
Okay, we'll soon be there.
But they're hot as fuck.
This is a lot, I'll be honest.
There's something here.
Okay.
Do you remember what happened to that girl last year when she used Gorilla Glue?
Yeah, of course.
She's not here anymore, is she?
I should have worn my clippers.
I could have gave you a nice little faux hawk or something.
Hairspray!
Wax on.
I didn't think you could break a penis.
I would do a little shorter on the side and keep it a little longer on top.
They're both across the street from each other.
So when you come visit Glam Squad, come visit Mookie at Cosmo and Zanotto.
Get styled by Mookie, because clearly,
Would you like to hold Alfredo?