Dan Docimo
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It's just because there's no more frigging standards anymore.
Nobody can keep their stupid mouth shut anymore.
Keep your trap shut.
Do butlers not cook?
I think they'd be good with snacks.
Probably a chef, because I would feel better about having a chef, because odds are the chef likes cooking.
So it's like, hey, you want to go do your thing?
Like, you want to go do your...
thing right now that you want to go yeah you want to go make me some awesome food and like take pride in it as opposed to the butler which is just like hey i i made a mess again
Hey, I spilled a bunch of stuff again, and my bathroom is atrocious.
And you have to... And that's not anyone's... I'm sorry.
That's not anyone's passion.
Nobody's, like, tatted up Guy Fieri hair.
Like, I make toilets sparkle.
They just have a station, probably like a Roomba.
They just go back to their spot and they stand on it.