Dan Jameson

I've got an hour.

We need to sign things.

So you jump on a plane.

You rush to Fort Lauderdale.

You hire a hotel.

And we do our authentication and signing and witnessing and all the great stuff that we do.

But at the same time, Jude Bellingham becomes an icon for the first time, first ever signing with anyone.

And he's like, I need you in Madrid on Thursday afternoon.

So you jump on a plane, you fly overnight, but only after there's been a thunderstorm in the area, which prevents us from getting in the air on time.

We get diverted to Milan.

We then miss our connection.

Then jump on the plane to get back to Madrid, only to have missed the signing.

So my fantastically professional team who came from England managed to get there on time.

So they're the ones with all the Instagram selfies to prove that we met Jude.

Well, the classic story is pretty much one of my first ever stories.

So it's 2009.

We're in Buenos Aires.

Diego Maradona is saying, I can't see you tonight.

So what do you do?

You go out into the...